“Extraordinary! The owner of the card is stuck, the owner of the Little Overlord server of the Dragon Group!”
“Garbage giant dragon group, I’m slaying a dragon, return my artifact, return my dragon ride!”
“It’s a big bragging upstairs, I was the first person in the server to farm giants just now, and you want to slay a dragon!”
“Slaying the dragon, looking for a team, asking for a team, asking for a team, a powerful MT fighter!”
………
Following a pause, Archie suddenly found that he had finally stepped out of the primitive single-celled biological society and entered the civilized world. The regional channel was finally connected. Congratulations.
“Drip, the player equipment system has been updated and can be used normally!”
“Drip, the player communication system has been updated and can be used normally!
“Hey, the player experience system has been updated and can be upgraded normally!”
“Hey, the player’s main system has been updated and the game can be played normally. I wish you a happy game. For more updates, please find out in the game.”
Ah, good news one after another. I can finally play games to relieve my internet addiction. I have been busy working on bugs for half a day, and Archie’s internet addiction is almost unbearable.
“Hmph, ignorant novice humans, let me, the Great Slime, shock the entire Novice Village, hahaha!” Thinking of a slime suddenly appearing in the Novice Village of players to fight monsters and upgrade with them, how to attract attention? , How amazing, and then on the regional channel hotspots, on the official website news, Archie felt that this setting is quite interesting.
“Should I prepare the reporter’s interview draft?” Archie felt quite necessary.
After the update was completed, the picture flowed again, with white clouds floating, leaves shaking, and slimes running all over the ground…
“Why am I still in the slime gathering place? Shouldn’t I be in Novice Village?!”
“Okay, let’s use our brains to solve this small problem.” Archie mobilized his years of experience in online games to think of a solution.
1. The opening method is wrong, exit the game and re-enter. It’s useless! Ah~~ The slimes around me seem to be getting cuter and cuter after a long time.
2. Contact customer service GM for help. “Hello, according to the detection of the intelligent system, you can play the game normally. Please explore the game world by yourself. I wish you a happy game.” It seems that Archie has been released after the bug is fixed.
3. Suicide and returning to the city. Maybe it will work! But what Fangyuan sees are all slimes, how could he commit suicide?
As long as there is a direction to work hard, the heart of a professional player is firm. Archie controls his selam, and he randomly chooses a direction to move. After all, his system map is dark and waiting to be explored.
“It’s best to find the Player Novice Village by the way.”
When Archie was on his way, he expressed his yearning for the civilized world of mankind.
Speaking of which, the movement speed of 11 o’clock is really impressive. Every time Selime crawls, he runs a long distance, which is not the speed that slime wild monsters with short legs should have! With fewer slimes and more trees, Archie knew he was going to run out of the minimap border.
“Ah~~~?” There was a husky calling ahead! Going around a bush, Archie looked up at a gray wolf directly in front of him with a slime height of 30cm.
Live to die, no nonsense.
Archie courted death immediately.
“Your normal attack has caused 1 point of mandatory physical damage to the gray wolf.”
“The bite of the gray wolf has caused you 5 points of physical damage.”
“The bite of the gray wolf has caused you 5 points of physical damage.”
…in 10 seconds
“You are dead.”
“So the death of the holographic game is like this.”
The gray and white perspective world of the soul after death has a nostalgic flavor, just like the ancestral antique black and white TV set that I watched with my grandfather when I was a child!
Don’t look at the scenery first, the business is important.
The system prompt is as expected and nothing new. 1. Choose to return to the city to revive. (Consume 1% experience of the current level, 1 point of stamina) 2. Choose to run and resurrect the corpse. (Consume 1% experience of the current level)
It’s easy to understand, 1 is directly resurrected in the city, and 2 needs the soul to run to the dead body to resurrect.
The death penalty in the dragon world is not serious, otherwise it would be like in the novel, if you die once and drop one level, practice for 3 days to increase one level, then everyone can have fun PK in Novice Village every day to the end of the world.
“It turns out that physical strength is used to go back to the city for free.”
Archie’s weak and disabled Selam has exactly 1 point of physical strength available. The used stamina is timed separately, and it will recover after 24 hours.
Archie chooses 1, then…
It was not good. Then, I returned to the familiar slime gathering place…
“Well, it seems that my thinking is too simple, so I can only use big moves.”
4. Ask Dafa for help outside the venue!
“Which kind-hearted hero can tell my brother the coordinates of Xinshou Village, I lost my way after running through the corpse.” Archie skillfully asked for help on the regional channel. (Why do you want to add the word proficient?)
But the master of the system gave Archie another fatal blow. “Sorry, the channel in this area only accepts the human language, the elf language, the dwarf language, and the common language of the alliance. Please learn related languages in the game.”
Hehehehe…
God, is this called being able to play normally? This is called BUG has been fixed, I wish you a happy game?
Archie opened the character attribute panel in desperation, and finally found the language column in the corner: (Subject: Slime Common Language.) Well, Archie is almost a useless slime.
By the way, let’s take a look at the equipment column, um, a wooden sword, a pair of linen pants, a linen dress, and a reward gift bag, nothing new, nothing… Wait, gift bag?
After 3 minutes, Archie finally confirmed again and again that this was not another bug. After pulling 2000 messages on the system prompt bar, he finally found the information.
System message: “In order to maintain a fair, just and harmonious game environment, the intelligent system rewards gamers who discover and upload major BUG information as soon as possible with a Salim game gift bag, randomly giving players racial skills or equipment, please Use it with confidence.”
Since it is a reward from the system, it is difficult to open the treasure chest, hahaha!
“You have obtained a low-level slime skill: enhanced digestion.” “You have obtained a portable mailbox.”
Low-level skills… People always have ideals, let’s see the skill description.
Archie took out the skill book ~IndoMTL.com~ and opened the page,
“Strengthen digestion: Passive skill, after learning, slime will digest food more effectively.”
Fuck your digestives! Who wants to learn from those wild slimes to eat turf, leaves and mice! Archie was so angry that he threw the skill book on the ground.
“Pa” “You have learned to strengthen digestion.” It turns out that the learning skills book was filmed, what a magical setting. Fantastic girl, who wants to learn this ghost skill, the skills rewarded by the system are too stingy.
Now is not the time to be entangled in this kind of problem. What should be entangled is how to face the problem of survival. Both the game and the real problem of survival are facing severe tests! Meal money, rent money, Internet money… Now I can’t go back to the human players, how to make money in the game, how to sell equipment, how to sell gold coins!
“Wait a minute, did you just open something.”
Portable mailbox: magical miniaturized magic mailbox, which can normally use the mailbox function in a safe area and can be reused.
There is no unparalleled road! The equipment can be sold, the gold coins can be sold, and there is hope in life again! Everything is available, only equipment and gold coins are owed!
Hey, twists and turns! The game is finally on the right track. Since I am a slime, I don’t seem to have any quests to pick up. I can only upgrade by fighting monsters. First, I need to explore the surrounding monsters, and then plan the upgrade route…
“Gudongdonggudongdong” came a slightly deep and heavy moving sound.
“Salem, the great slime village chief has a mission and needs your help.”
Well, I don’t know when, a giant slime moved to Archie’s side, and issued the task with a big exclamation mark.
“Village Slime!” Archie cried with joy.
“The master of the system did not give up on treating me!”