This Slime is Poisonous Chapter 1: The race seems wrong

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Archie looked through the window at the large clock on the wall in the lobby of Aunt Mao’s house opposite, and the time was displayed as 11:52 am. There are still 8 minutes before the server opening of the global masterpiece “Dragon World”.

Archie’s face was full of anxiety. The last time I experienced this anxiety was when Zha Lei downloaded 99.99% of the time.

Archie turned back and continued to stare at the computer screen, which displayed: “Dragon World” is being installed, please wait patiently: 87%… The full-screen interface blocks the time of the computer. Archie, does not need to, emphatically stated! Of course it’s not unaffordable!

In order to ease the tense atmosphere like a father outside the delivery room, Archie pushed away the air-cushioned chair that no longer has the air-cushion function, paced back and forth in the room, and looked back at the progress of the computer from time to time, sweat soaked and yellow big vest. The high temperature of 39℃ can’t compare with Archie’s enthusiasm for the game! With games, the air conditioner is nothing but clouds! Once again, it is important to state that it is not unaffordable!

Don’t be nervous. As an Internet-addicted teenager, how can I miss the innovative masterpiece “Dragon World” that makes players all over the world crazy? Team battles are held every day, and there are many of them.

Due to the hype in the early stage and the exposure of the internal test, the game has not yet opened the server. There are already local tyrants buying gold coins and buying orders for green clothes, blue clothes and purple clothes. They have been living (surviving) on ​​games How could a certain professional player (a teenager with Internet addiction) not be aware of the unprecedented huge business opportunities in it, and how could he miss this golden 1 minute of opening the server!

In history, how many **** rely on this gold to be one step faster in one minute, to obtain the divine weapon and favor, and then to reach the pinnacle of life in seconds!

Whether you can be the protagonist depends on the CPU of this second-hand computer. Archie is very worried that the CPU will die due to high temperature and high-intensity labor.

Compared with the scorching heat, Archie was even more aggrieved by the courier brother.

“This XX Express, although I know that there are many people who buy holographic helmets, but you can’t just order it an hour before the server opens!”

Of course, Archie would never admit to the trivial matter of getting enough money to order the day before.

“Dididi, the installation of Dragon World is complete. Players can turn on the holographic helmet to enter the game. Please do not turn off the computer during the game.”

The game installation was finally completed. Archie rolled back to the seat in 0.8 seconds and put on the helmet. According to the biological clock intuition of professional players, there was about 1 minute before leaving the server, which was just in time.

For this wave of operations, Archie felt that he could score 99 points for himself!

Archie smiled triumphantly, with the corners of his mouth curled up, and when he put on his helmet to reveal the blindfold, he finally looked at the big clock at Aunt Eye Hairy’s house, 11:52…? ? ! ! ! ! Why is it still 11:52! ?

Aunt Mao, in the future, I will contract the battery fee for your big wall clock! ! The tears in the corners of my eyes couldn’t stop flying.

It’s too late to be sad, the legendary holographic helmet is really high-end, only buffered for 2 seconds, and then entered the game, first the game’s CG animation, all kinds of dragons flying, warriors’ costumes all over the ground, the battle between humans and dragons is imminent! Skip… pro gamers never watch the opening credits!

Coming to the character creation interface, the character is of course handsome, beautiful and strong, and the background is tall and beautiful, which is shocking.

Wiping away his tears and looking forward, Archie leisurely chooses occupations, slowly browses the introduction guides of each occupation, and chooses his favorite character. ! The system time in the upper right corner of the holographic screen, 12:11, is dazzling.

“Warrior, um~ not bad, can resist and fight, the operation difficulty is 2 stars, can be considered. Knight is also good, can resist and fight, and can increase blood~~ yo, this druid is good, can It can resist, fight, increase blood, and transform!”

“Which one should I trust~ Forget it, random, professional players are so confident! Name? Random! Gender? Random! Appearance? Random! Body shape? Random! Alignment? Random! Birthplace? Random! Random, random , random, random…”

Archie carried forward the spirit of breaking the jar to the extreme! Random all the way to the end.

“Allocation of original attribute points, players please note that unallocated original attribute points will be randomly assigned by the system.”

“I have to think about it…”

“The character has been successfully created and is entering the game… Please wait a moment…” The virtual hand of a professional player followed the inertial hand speed of APM breaking through 300, clicked random, and directly entered the game…

Before the tears are dry, the embankment will burst again!

As soon as the screen turned, Archie had already entered the game. The screen of this holographic game is definitely not a joke. Even if it is the lowest equipped holographic helmet, even if it has been appreciated on the login interface, it still makes people dumbfounded.

The CG animation at the beginning is not CG at all, but a recording of the game screen!

Interlaced light and shadow, floating white clouds, the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the leaves, and even the gurgling sound of slimes moving… Wait, why are there no players in Novice Village, all are slimes? ? ! !

……

After 5 minutes…

According to the novice operation guide and his own observation and thinking, Archie finally confirmed one thing. He created a slime character by himself. They are impeccable and perfect,

Player: Selam

Strength: 1

Agility: 1

Intelligence: 1

Spirit: 1

Physical Strength: 1

Move: 11

The attributes of “Dragon World” follow the masses and are not unconventional. Strength affects physical attacks, agility affects dodge, sensitivity and a small amount of armor, intelligence affects magic attacks and healing skills, and spirit affects mana and various energy recovery speeds , Stamina affects health, armor and magic resistance, and movement affects movement speed.

The attributes are so perfect at random, I really admire myself.

“Perfect your sister, I admire you, how can you play with this disabled attribute!” This is already an obvious bug. (Hey, your character is a slime, so it’s an obvious bug, okay? It doesn’t have anything to do with attributes, okay?)

The veteran professional player Archie logged on to the official website skillfully, opened the BUG report guide, contacted customer service, entered his status, and sent it.

“According to the official announcement, there are big rewards for reporting big bugs. Should I choose a house or a sports car? The house is more valuable, and the sports car shows its identity. It’s really tangled.”

After 10 minutes, Archie wandered bored among the slimes while waiting for the customer service reply. By the way, he observed that slimes are omnivorous, because the slimes are filled with various small animals and Weeds!

“Ding Dong~”, the system prompts, finally waiting for a reply.

“Hello, respected player, this game has been run by the smart host independently, and there is no manual customer service. The situation you reported has been verified~IndoMTL.com~Thank you for your timely feedback, and we apologize for any changes caused to you. Sorry. After calculation by the intelligent system, there are two solutions to choose from, please confirm and reply 1 or 2”.

“It’s coming, the choice between the car and the house is still coming, I haven’t considered it yet.” Archie smiled and slid the virtual interface to look down.

“First, according to the company’s principle of one helmet, one person, one role, the game helmet has been bound to the player and cannot be rebuilt. The smart host will call Julong Group Co., Ltd. to report the situation and replace the player’s helmet for free. Please note that existing The minimum configuration of the holographic helmet has been sold out, according to the latest news released by the company early this morning, due to raw material problems, the production of the holographic helmet is temporarily suspended, and production is expected to restart early next month, players need to wait patiently.”

“Second, the intelligent system will automatically eliminate the impact of the BUG without affecting the player’s game experience. Please note: the player will continue to use this character, and the player will bear the consequences.”

“Where’s the car, where’s the house!?” Archie was furious.

No matter what, the problem still needs to be solved. Of course, the most sensible choice is to wait for the game helmet to be replaced. But as a young online gamer, can Archie survive this long time until next month? What’s more, there are still more than 20 days. As a professional player, Archie knows that falling behind for such a long time means that he will fall behind every step of the way. There is not so much food money to last until next month.

“2”, Responding to the system with difficulty, Archie stared blankly at the sky,

“The car, the house, why did you drift away~~”

A line of big characters floated back from the sky, and replied:

“The player has confirmed that the system is being upgraded in real time, please wait…” The entire game suddenly froze.

       

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