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Bai Xiaofei is observing that eyeball, that eyeball is also observing Bai Xiaofei, and everything in this room.
The fleshy tentacles swayed from side to side, looking at Bai Xiaofei, and then looking at the room. Even the glove box in the corner will be staring for a long time.
Bai Xiaofei calculated nervously. The fleshy tentacles and eyeballs looked weak. What if he suddenly squeezed the eyeballs?
The female zombie can’t see herself, shouldn’t she be able to attack? No, since a female zombie can easily create one eyeball, she can also grow more eyeballs.
And her own reckless attack will only break the female zombie’s “brain-disabled” state. She is no longer brainless, and she will definitely fight back instinctively if she is hurt…
Bai Xiaofei, who was hesitating, was suddenly startled, because he saw the female zombie’s eyeballs. In addition to observing himself, he was more staring at the glove box.
The glove box was used by Bai Xiaofei to put clothes. The box was covered and a hair dryer was thrown on it.
The most commonly used small appliance for women is the hair dryer.
Speaking of this hair dryer, it is really hard for Bai Xiaofei to say anything. According to reason, a man does not need a hair dryer, but the problem is that the single room in the apartment that Bai Xiaofei rents is too small. There is no place to dry his clothes, even if the big clothes and pants can be dried in the shade, they are always trendy.
The city of h is located in the south, and there is a lot of rain, especially in the rainy season, the continuous rain can make people go crazy, and at the same time, Bai Xiaofei, who has been wearing a tide ****, will also itch and go crazy under his crotch.
So Bai Xiaofei gave full play to the style of a 2b youth and bought a cheap hair dryer of 60 yuan to dry the ****.
Now, the eyeballs of the female zombie at the top of the fleshy tentacles have been staring at the hair dryer dangling.
Bai Xiaofei’s inspiration flashed–that’s right! Female zombies love this hair dryer!
This is entirely a woman’s instinct!
Women are born to love beauty. They can sit in front of the dressing table for a few hours, trace their eyebrows and paint their lips, then comb and comb their hair. Among them, the hair dryer is one of the most used artifacts of female compatriots. , If a man thinks that the hair dryer is only used by a woman to dry her hair after the bath, then he is definitely kicked in the forehead by a donkey. The hair dryer can play countless tricks in the hands of women, and even temporarily has the function of perming.
Before the mutation, Bai Xiaofei’s female neighbor was also an extremely stinky woman. Bai Xiaofei once saw her receive a Taobao package with a hair dryer inside.
When the female neighbor was unpacking and inspecting the goods, Bai Xiaofei could see the corners of her mouth twitching, because the hair dryer actually had 5 detachable hair dryers of different shapes. What kind of comb-shaped nozzles and hairdressing nozzles? , Diffusion nozzle, the function is more negative ions, fine water ions, constant temperature, hot and cold air…… This is a hair dryer, the whole is a high-tech killer. Specially used to murder the precious time of men waiting for their girlfriends!
It seems that as a woman’s deep-rooted beauty-loving instinct, it still affects the mutated female zombie. Perhaps this is her only remaining consciousness of being a human being.
This is my only chance!
Bai Xiaofei slowly turned sideways, stretched his arms, and reached for the hair dryer on the glove box.
The female zombie immediately responded, and the fleshy tentacles suddenly turned around, and the pupils in her eyes opened wide, staring at Bai Xiaofei, and the sharp teeth mutated into her ribs also opened slightly.
Bai Xiaofei was prepared early and tried his best to control her panicked tone, and said softly: “Do you like this hair dryer, don’t you? It’s okay, I will teach you how to use it. You must have forgotten how to use this hair dryer, right? This is a good thing, it can blow a warm wind, blowing on the body, but it is comfortable. Don’t be nervous, I will show it to you.”
Bai Xiaofei’s tone was full of flattery, like a waiter waiting in front of the dressing table, watching his girlfriend change another tube of lipstick to test the color, she couldn’t help but kindly asked when she could go to the movie ” The boyfriend of “Transformers” is the same.
Don’t tell me, although the female zombie doesn’t have any organs that look like ears, she seems to understand what Bai Xiaofei means, and the mouth on her chest slowly closed.
Bai Xiaofei’s khan jinjin’s hand finally reached the handle of the hair dryer. With the slightest movement, he raised the hair dryer and aimed it at the female zombie–the female zombie’s eyeballs.
He clicked his finger–buzz, and as the small motor of the electric fan started, the hot air heated by the electric heating wire was sprayed out of the blower mouth, just on the eyeball at the top of the fleshy tentacle.
If you change to a normal ordinary woman, the eyes are blown like this by the hair dryer, one of the ears will slap Bai Xiaofei’s face long ago, but the “brain-disabled” female zombie has an abnormal physiological structure, and the hot wind blows on the eyeball It seems to be extremely enjoyable. The fleshy tentacles even moved a little closer to the mouth of the hair dryer, the pupils in his eyes were narrowed, and the fleshy tentacles were still shaking.
Like a woman humming and shaking her head while blowing on a hair dryer.
Bai Xiaofei softened and sat down on the ground–damn, the adventure was successful!
For a while, I can’t die.
Bai Xiaofei sits on the ground with her back against the toilet door, holding a hair dryer in her hand, a female zombie, sitting on the opposite side of Bai Xiaofei less than a meter away, obediently like a puppy, eyeballs at the top of her fleshy tentacles , I freely enjoy the hot air blown by the hair dryer, and make a strange sound of “chickle” from time to time, which looks like enjoyment.
Bai Xiaofei has been “serving” a female zombie like this for almost half an hour. Although his life has been extended by half an hour because of this, Bai Xiaofei is not happy at all, because in this half an hour, he didn’t even think of it. Any effective method of escape.
He tried. As soon as he released the button and the hair dryer stopped, the female zombie would open her big mouth and cut two rows of sharp teeth threateningly, forcing herself to restart.
Do you want to be a private hairdresser for this female zombie for the rest of your life? Bai Xiaofei wanted to cry without tears, wishing that the hair dryer in his hand was an ion gun, blasting it, and blasting the female zombie with that **** cute eyeball into scum!
Oh, what should I do? How to do? When is this kind of head?
Bai Xiaofei was upset for a while. His current mood has recovered from the panic when he saw the female zombie just now. He has personally confirmed that female zombies can also be harmed–with only a knife. Cut off her head!
But the deadly thing about this type of zombie is not in the head, but there must be other ways to kill this female zombie. After all, the other party is not a steel and iron bone, no matter how it mutates, it is still a carbon-based creature. Even silicon-based creatures like Transformers can be bombarded into **** when they encounter human weapons. Then this female zombie will definitely be killed!
However, knowing is easy and difficult, Bai Xiaofei now has a hair dryer in his hand, and he doesn’t even have a slightly sharper device. How can he kill this female zombie?
Bai Xiaofei was frowning, feeling sad, when he heard the hair dryer in his hand, making a grunting sound, he was startled, and immediately afterwards, he smelled a burnt smell of plastic.
Not good! Because of the long-term use of the hair dryer, the internal heating wire is overheated, and the plastic parts are melting. The built-in fan is the first to be affected, and the motor will burn out!
Bai Xiaofei quickly turned off the hair dryer.
However, the female zombie was not happy anymore, her mouth opened again, rubbing her sharp teeth threateningly at Bai Xiaofei.
Bai Xiaofei quickly explained: “The hair dryer will be broken if you blow it down. You have to let it rest – rest, if you don’t understand, just sleep…”
The female zombie didn’t care about Bai Xiaofei’s defense at all. Instead, she opened her mouth wider and made a “hungry” sound from her chest.
Bai Xiaofei quickly turned on the hair dryer to appease the angry female zombie. He knew that he would not be able to hold it for long. The heating wire would soon burn out the built-in fan. Once the fan stopped, the heating wire would rise sharply and burn out the plastic shell. . When the time comes, I will either be eaten by a female zombie, or be electrocuted by a burnt hair dryer…
Bai Xiaofei was startled-almost jumped up and slapped herself slapped, you pighead, how could you forget the electricity! Use electricity to electrocute female zombies!