2. Unexpected rebirth
Zhao Yanyan I can’t hear these words, because I was dead at that time, that is to say fart.
When I woke up again, I found I was standing in a large hall. It is like the palace hall in the Qing Dynasty Palace drama often seen on TV, but it is a little dark.
In front of me, a very humorous old man thought he was sitting there with great majesty, and stood next to two people who looked more awe-inspiring and looked like judges. Directly above these three people is a large plaque with three large letters on it—Yama Palace.
Khan, wouldn’t it be so funny, my first reaction was whether this was a TV series Ah? to watch this scene, probably a ghost movie, but how do these three people look like comedy films? I can’t help but sigh, there are too many third-rate directors these days!
As I was thinking about it, the funny old man in the middle shouted with a beard and stared at the table: “Who is below, why didn’t you kneel when you saw Ben Yama (King of Hell)?”
I was stunned, my feeling was to treat me as an extra. I shouted, “Hey, old man, have you found the wrong person? I don’t want to act in TV!”
The three of them listened to me for a moment, and Judge A next to himself said to himself, “His grandmother, shouldn’t this person’s brain be faulty?”
Judge B also took out Life and Death Book and checked it, but after searching for a long time, nothing was found, so it was strange: “No, there is no one who is going to die at this hour, who is the one below?”
The funny old man patted the table again and said, “The man below, you are dead! Report your name quickly, this Yama (King of Hell) will arrange your Reincarnation!”
I am dead? ? How did I die? Suddenly I remembered, yes, I was dead. I came here after overdrinking at the wedding of Zhao Yanyan after the salvage was ineffective.
It seems I am dead. Mother, this life is really a failure. In the first half of my life, I struggled there. As a result, I died before I could taste the taste of love. At this time I thought of a classic dialogue in an old movie: I used to have a sincere feeling in front of me. I didn’t cherish it. I lost it until I lost it. The most painful thing in life is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words “I love you” to that girl. If I want to add a deadline before this love, I hope: 10,000 years.
The Yama (King of Hell) guy just said to me that he can go to Reincarnation? That said, I still have the opportunity to enjoy love, I will never let go of any woman I love in my next life! I thought resentfully.
So I said to Yama (King of Hell): “Brother Yama (King of Hell), my name is Liu Lei, please find a way to arrange my Reincarnation!”
Yama (King of Hell) said angrily: “Go! Who is his grandma’s your brother, I’m older than your ancestor!”
Many years of experience with commerce scene has made me understand Ah Ying Feng Ying. I know that if you want Yama (King of Hell) to help me arrange Reincarnation to a good family, this old man must be shooting. I laughed: “I mean your brother looks young and radiant. If you don’t say your age, I don’t know how old you are! You see, as soon as I came in, I thought it was filming TV, I thought about it Where does this director find you such a handsome actor, it is even more handsome than Chow Yun Fat and Andy Lau! “Having said that, I thought about it, and Andy Lau and Chow Yun Fat estimated that Yama (King of Hell) had not yet seen it, and then quickly said:” Better than that Brat called Pan An is so handsome!
When Yama (King of Hell) heard me say that, he immediately smiled and asked the old face with pleats to Judge A: “Do I really look so young?”
The Judge A is usually used to flattering, and said without thinking: “Congratulations Yama (King of Hell), Hershey Yama (King of Hell), you are simply the best in the ghost, super handsome and invincible!”
Yama (King of Hell) smiled happily after listening, and said kindly to me, “What’s your name? Right, it’s Liu Lei, you are just my confidant! My king recognizes you as a brother Please rest assured, brother, I will arrange a good family for you! “
I quickly thank you, and my heart blossomed happily, and my plan worked well!
Yama (King of Hell) said to that Judge B: “Hurry up and check my brother’s birthday character!”
Judge B checked for a while, with an incredible expression on his face, surprised: “Yama (King of Hell), look, your younger brother has a 180-year birthday, and he can’t die now!” >
After listening to Yama (King of Hell), he quickly took over Life and Death Book with a serious look, looked at the table for a long time, gritted his teeth, and shouted to the hall: “Fuck, which blind Little Ghost (Xiaogui) my brother brought back?”
After a while, a Little Ghost (Xiaogui) 哆哆嗦嗦 came in and fell to the ground as soon as he saw Yama (King of Hell): “Please Yama (King of Hell) to be angry, small, small just passing through the hospital occasionally, look at this Brat, no, it is you younger brother is about to die, so I will catch him back! “
Ah? As soon as I heard that I was arrested by mistake, I really had nothing to say. I’m so unlucky. I thought that catching such a thing by mistake would only happen in the middle of the sun. I didn’t expect that the official game of Netherworld would be so dark.
Yama (King of Hell) said angrily: “I’m going to go, your eyes have long buttocks? Actually, I’m fine for the old man! This Life and Death Book clearly says that my younger brother will be in trouble, but he didn’t say death! Where is the person? Burn him to the oil pan, never be born! “
Some people with very strange looks … It should be that the ghost arrived in an instant and took away the Little Ghost (Xiaogui).
I’m not interested in the life and death of that Little Ghost (Xiaogui), I just want to Reincarnation as soon as possible, I said to Yama (King of Hell): “Brother, can you arrange my brother to go to Reincarnation Ah?”
Yama (King of Hell) said to me with a bitter face: “Brother, it’s not that I won’t give you a row. It’s just that your Yang Shou was caught by the blind compulsion just now, so-oh, I didn’t Way! “
My heart was cold for a moment, but I still asked unwillingly: “But I’m not the only one who dies every year because of an accident? What do they do?”
Yama (King of Hell) replied: “These people, Ah?, are all lonely souls and wild ghosts wandering in **** every day. When will Yangshou run out and when will they go to Reincarnation?”
I still don’t give up: “Then I caught it by mistake, can I send my soul back to my body again?”
Yama (King of Hell) looked at me sympathetically, “Brother, brother asked you, did you sign an agreement for organ donation after death when you were alive?”
I nodded, wondering, “Why did you suddenly mention this?”
Yama (King of Hell) shook his head and compassionately said: “I really want to send you back, but now your heart, kidney, and cornea have been replaced by others, and it is estimated that the remaining corpses have also been given by medical students. Practicing anatomy … “
I don’t think I’m unlucky! Am I destined to wander in **** for more than a hundred years?
At this time, Judge B suddenly thought something the same, lying on Yama (King of Hell)‘s ear and underestimating it for a long time. Yama (King of Hell) slammed his thigh and shouted, “Yeah! Grandma, how can I forget this crop? Brother, do you want rebirth?”
“rebirth?” I said silently, I’m no stranger to this word. In Internet novels, there are many such subjects.
Yama (King of Hell) thought I didn’t understand, so he explained: “This rebirth is to let your soul return to your past body-”
I waved my hand and said, “I understand the meaning of rebirth. Isn’t it possible for all people who haven’t finished Yangshou to choose rebirth?”
Yama (King of Hell) shook his head and said, “That’s not it. We have a place in Hell for this rebirth. We have to report it to heaven for approval. I wanted to sell this place to a high price, but since you are my brother, , I’ll give you this quota! Anyway, I’m not short of money. “
It sounds like this place is quite precious! It seems that Yama (King of Hell) is really right to me! I’ve heard that people with rebirth have some special features, can I also have them? So I asked with a thick face: “Brother, can I have some special abilities after rebirth?”
“Well,” Yama (King of Hell) thought for a while and said, “I don’t have the power to decide. If you really want to own Ability, I can apply for it with you, but it may take longer!”
As soon as I heard the door, I immediately asked: “How long is it Ah?”
Yama (King of Hell) thought for a moment and said, “This may not be possible, maybe one day, maybe one year. The application for the special function of the last rebirth was just approved yesterday. It is estimated that this time, it will be a few hundred. Years! “
I’m dizzy, hundreds of years? I quickly asked, “Does this person later own Ability?”
Yama (King of Hell) said: “I have a fart, the great-grandson of that person is dead now, and he is still depressed all his life. Before he died, he shouted,” When will my grandpa have Ability? “
When I heard this, I almost didn’t faint on the ground. I think I’ll forget it. So I waved my hand and said, “Brother, let me do that, then Ability will do. If not, it won’t matter!”
Yama (King of Hell) smiled slightly: “But my brother can give you a mobile phone. If you have any questions in the future, please call me at any time!”
Mobile? I asked, “Can I call you when I return to Yangjian?”
Yama (King of Hell) definitely nodded: “Of course, this is just developed by Edison and Bell, Oh, forgot to tell you that Edison is currently the chief scientist of our Yama (King of Hell) Technology Co., Ltd.”
Judge B came over and handed me a beautiful jade pendant. I wondered, “Can this phone call?”
Yama (King of Hell) proudly said: “Of course, direct telepathy, when you think of me, you can have a good relationship with elder brother. I’m giving you the latest generation of products, using high-efficiency energy in the dark, like your solar energy in the sun, this It only needs to be placed in a dark place to automatically replenish energy. “
I believe in this new type of mobile phone that Yama (King of Hell) and I brag about, and carefully hung it around my neck.
Yama (King of Hell) said to me: “Okay, it’s almost time, Judge A, go and send my brother back.”
My eyes rolled and this guy turned out to be Judge A.