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During the break between classes, Li Yuebai found that there was something wrong with his student.
Wang Rui, the girl who is usually the happiest and most noisy girl, has not gone out to chase and fight, but sits quietly in her seat looking at her phone, looking sad and depressed, looking at it, and after a while, she actually lies down I cried on the table.
“Teacher Bai, Wang Rui is crying, go and see.” Study committee member Han Mei came to remind me with a worried expression on his face.
As a Chinese teacher and head teacher of the third grade (1) class, Li Yuebai has always been a teacher, and has been awarded the “Top Ten Outstanding Teachers in Lanqiao District, Beijing”, “No. 1 in the Eighth Middle School Men’s God List”, and “graduated.” The “White Moonlight” in the eyes of girls and other miscellaneous honorary titles are because he looks good, has a cheerful personality, and has a good temper. You can ask him for anything. After a long time, students will not honestly call him Teacher Li. Called Teacher Bai.
Wang Rui cried so much, the noisy classroom was also quiet, and gossip glances at her.
“It’s time for get out of class now. Don’t be bored in the classroom. Hurry up and play.” Li Yuebai waved his hand: “Everyone is in a bad mood and feels sick. Later, Han Mei will send Wang Rui to the infirmary. , Don’t worry.”
Everyone has come from school days, who doesn’t know—when making a fool of yourself in the classroom, I’m most afraid of others staring at it. It would be embarrassing to be asked by the teacher at this time what happened. Although Wang Rui has always been a rough-skinned female man… but she is a girl after all!
Li Yuebai’s appearance is not moving, and his heart is secretly strange: Judging from Wang Rui’s family, character and personality, there will be no big things, let alone big troubles, is it a premature love? Have a fight with a friend? The newly bought equipment was stolen?
“Teacher, I’m okay.” Wang Rui burst into tears and raised her head from the desk, holding her mobile phone: “Yes, today is the death day of my male god, I, I’m so sad, woo Oh oh oh oh…”
“The male god…?” The death day, whose death day? Li Yuebai was confused.
“It’s two, the two-dimensional male god.” Wang Rui choked with tears while not forgetting to sell Amway.
I took the mobile phone in Wang Rui’s hand, and it was a paused video interface. In the video, an ancient comic man, dressed in an elegant white dress, with a delicate eye, with a gentle smile, holding a guzheng in his arms. His long hair was scattered randomly, and petals fluttered around him, but the figure was painted a little transparently, with clouds and mist around him, and there was a halo on the top of his head.
This should be the two-dimensional male **** that Wang Rui said.
Press the play button, and a lyrical sound of ancient music came out, accompanied by a male voice saying: Since you left, the pear blossoms in Beijing will never open again.
Above the video, rows of dense bullet screens flew past:
“qaq, a good knife for the master of up”
“The best person in the world will never show up again.”
“Well I don’t care, I want Brother Yun, Brother Yun is the best.”
“Let’s send the blade to the original author together!”
“How do you have enough blades? I have to send gasoline cans! Count me!”
“There is no cloud in the sky, but the music knows my heart.”
Li Yuebai did a search on the search engine and figured it out.
Recently, there is a popular online novel called “Luohua in Shangjing”. It uses a virtual historical dynasty as the background to roll out a grand family and country dream picture scroll, which includes court struggles, emperors’ plots, and gold and iron horses. There are picturesque…
However, this is a *novel.
As a modern internet youth, Li Yuebai certainly understands what * means. Wang Rui, this child is worthy of being a female man, and he dared to show it to the teacher.
There is a dark villain in “Luo Hua”, Murong Nan.
Murongnan was the eldest son of the first emperor Murongfeng and the first empress Xiao Wenyin. He became the prince at the age of six. He was supposed to succeed the throne with smooth sailing. Unexpectedly, when he was 12 years old, Empress Xiao Wenyin fell out of favor, and she was not caught. Abolished the position of queen, but was alone in the palace, the emperor stopped coming to visit.
Murong Nan was also affected by his mother. He was deposed as a prince and was demoted to King Ning. He left the capital and went to the fief. Unexpectedly, when he arrived at the fief, he was attacked by a large number of people and horses while passing a deep mountain and old forest. Severely injured, he jumped into the rapids of the mountain stream, followed the water, and managed to escape, and was naturally rescued.
The name of the person who rescued him was Yun Weizhi, who was the “two-dimensional male god” crazy infatuated by classmate Wang Rui and other fans.
Yun Weizhi is the most prestigious musician among the mountains and rivers of Da Duan Dynasty eight hundred miles, playing a zither down, the sky is low, the ghosts and gods cry. Not to mention his noble character, and his appearance and temperament are like an immortal, so Murong Nan, who is accustomed to seeing beauties, can’t help but marvel.
Of course, in the novel, these looks and temperament are all false. Whether they can be loved by readers depends on the character’s words and deeds.
Different from the vase beauties in many novels, Yun Weizhi not only has a perfect setting, but also has a personality that is very pleasing to readers. He is not pretentious and loves to talk and laugh. When he should be down-to-earth, he should be down-to-earth. When he was cold, his image was very three-dimensional. Murong Nan came out of the indifferent court, and when he saw such a lovely person, he immediately fell into a crazy infatuation. It was just because of their identity that they never said anything. The two only regarded each other as each other. Friends, live a happy life in Ningzhou.
When Murong Nan was seventeen, the situation improved. Xiao Wenyin, the queen mother, regained the favor of the emperor, and Murong Nan’s crown prince was restored. Yun Weizhi hated the court and refused to follow him back to Beijing. The two were separated.
Unexpectedly, soon after Murong Nan returned to the palace, he became seriously ill and was in a coma. In the dream, Yun Weizhi’s name was mentioned in a whisper. The queen was anxious and surprised. She asked Murong Nan’s personal guards. I understand that Murong Nan likes to listen to Yun Weizhi’s music the most. If he could invite someone to play a piece, he might be able to get through this hurdle and come back to life.
The guards sent by the Queen talked about the critical situation. Of course, Yun Weizhi was very worried about Murong Nan’s safety, so Xingye rushed to Beijing to play a song for Murong Nan in front of the emperor and queen, and he really came back to life. , Awaken him from a coma.
Immediately afterwards, the plot took a turn for the worse, and sudden changes occurred.
The queen has two rivals, the one who is clear is Zhao Ne, the power minister in the court, and the one who is secret is Shanfei Shanhui.
Zhao Na was born in a famous family and was very good at playing power. He has now been seated in the position of the Supreme Master, calling for the wind and rain in the court. His family has old grievances with the Queen’s family.
Shan Hui was favored by the emperor, and he also had a son. On weekdays, he pretended to obey the queen and secretly waited for opportunities to frame him.
Zhao Ne and Shan Hui’s families are married, and Shan Hui’s sister is Zhao Ne’s wife, so the two teamed up to try to bring down the queen and the prince. This time I deeply hated Murong Nan for not dying, and then gave birth to a vicious scheme-framed the queen and Yun Wei knew fornication.
The emperor was faint and suspicious, and had been at odds with the queen for many years. Under the instigation of these two people’s ingenuity, he actually believed it true.
When Murong Nan woke up from a serious illness, there was no one around him, and the queen was forced to hang herself. Yun Wei knew that he was tortured in front of the emperor and still refused to confess his guilt and died under severe punishment.
So Murong Nan turned black.
From then on, I embarked on the road of forbearing revenge and killing the Quartet… Many years later, I finally cleared the obstacles, killed my father, and ascended to the throne… But it was so black that it gradually became ruthless. Cruel and murderous, he became a conscientious ultimate villain. Eventually overthrown by the male protagonist, in the palace*.
……
Li Yuebai carefully read the long introduction of the old man. At the end, he realized that this paragraph was purely introducing the villain and had nothing to do with the main storyline of the novel.
“Tsk tusk tusk, you guys are really hypocritical, aren’t they just a supporting role?” Han Mei shrugged disdainfully, “What a drama, it’s a male god. The protagonist group hasn’t spoken yet. Yeah!”
“How about being popular!” Wang Rui cried and argued: “Brother Yun is the most gentle and cutest!”
“I thought it was okay at first, but you guys are irritating me by going to other people’s Weibo videos every day to scan him.” Han Mei sighed.
“That’s not what I did! Han Mei, you are too much! Today is this day, and you still say cool words!” Wang Rui became more and more angry and stopped crying. He wiped away tears with a few tissues, and opened his teeth and claws. The land fought with Han Mei.
…I can’t understand the entertainment activities of students nowadays more and more.
Li Yuebai shook his head, put his phone back on Wang Rui’s desk, and stepped onto the stage again.
The next section will be his Chinese class.
In the middle of class, the classroom door was kicked open with a slamming.
A middle-aged man broke in, with disheveled hair and shabby clothes, and a meat-cutting knife in each hand. His face was pointed monkey cheeks, and his eyes flashed wretched and fierce.
When he saw a room full of middle school students, the man was also visibly startled.
Li Yuebai has one good thing-in critical moments, his brain is faster than anyone else.
The location of their Eighth Middle School is very good. Next to it is the government-affiliated primary school and the government-affiliated kindergarten.
Recently under renovation, underground pipes have been re-laid, and the surrounding walls have been cut through. The guards can only guard against the gate, not the range wall.
Within a few seconds, he looked at the man 800 times back and forth, and basically saw it clearly. Most likely it was the kind of criminal who went into the kindergarten with a knife and killed innocent children on the social news. The reason was right. Dissatisfied with life, fell into despair, retaliated against society.
It may be because of emotional instability that he touched the wrong door. Although middle school students are also defenseless, they are much more combative than young children, and they are by no means the best vent.
The classroom fell into deathly silence.
As soon as the man gritted his teeth, his heart became obsessed, he raised his machete and rushed to the front row of several girls…
“Stop.” Li Yuebai said: “Your lottery ticket.”
“…” The man stopped and turned to Li Yuebai.
“Your lottery won the prize, fifty million.” Li Yuebai paused every word.
The lottery? What lottery? A room of students was also stunned.
The man was stunned for a while, then rushed forward more emotionally, the machete in his hand made a rustle, and a few vicious words were squeezed out of his teeth: “Want to be a fool? How do you know Lao Tzu? Won a lottery?”
“I just know.” Li Yuebai said, “You bought the lottery ticket from the shop at the intersection of Nanjing Road and Xisan Road last night, and kept it in your jacket pocket.”
“How did you know I won the prize?” The man amplified his voice, gritted his teeth.
“I will look at the photo, I must hit.” Li Yuebai said very seriously, and turned on the TV in the classroom: “The draw time is three o’clock. Why, wait?”
“…”
“Dude, listen to my advice, don’t leave it 50%, but go to jail, it’s not worth it.” Li Yuebai found two cans of privately-hidden cans of beer from the drawer of the podium and handed them to the man. A can.
The police arrived at 2:40.
The man was so drunk that he would cry and sing when he was taken away, his nose and tears.
Li Yuebai did not forget to see him off: “My buddy, don’t worry, there is also a TV in the detention center. Even if you fail this time, you will definitely be successful next time. Be strong!”
The man crossed the shoulders of the policeman, and made two thumbs with his mouth full of bubbles: “Strong!”
The students are still in shock.
“Teacher Bai, what the **** is going on?” Wang Rui shouted loudly: “I will send you a pennant another day, with four characters written on it: God of Cannonball!”
“Yes, victory is not martial…” A boy in the back row yelled unconvincedly: “If any cartoonist dared to draw such a plot, I would have blown him up and pretend… if it was the man just now If you cut it down, how can you still make a big deal of it?”
“Teacher Bai, isn’t that the actor you invited? Isn’t it a special show prepared to compete for the first male **** in the Lanqiao District next year?” As a senior conspiracy theorist, Han Mei also dares to say .
Li Yuebai shook the can and poured the last bit of beer into his mouth.
“The knife is a good knife, but it’s vulnerable here.” He pointed to the position of the heart.
“What’s the matter with the lottery?”
“The more distressed the person is, the more he desires to get rich overnight. This person has been in distress for a long time and has always had the habit of buying lottery tickets.” Li Yuebai said: “The white paint is rubbed on the sole of his shoe—there is only Nanjing Road recently. The sign on the ground at the intersection with Xisan Road was repainted. It was yesterday, and within a radius of ten miles, there was an unlimited number of shops that didn’t require ID cards, and only the one at the intersection of Nanjing Road and Xisan Road. He had it in his hands. Two knives-Wang Mazi’s classic meat chop, without packaging, one price is 100 yuan, two discounts are 198 yuan, do you think he will use the remaining 2 yuan to buy a lottery ticket? Something terrible…”
……
“The teacher is a little dizzy, go to the bathroom.” Li Yuebai waved his hand: “Go to self-study!”
He has a bad drinker, so he gets drunk when he touches it.
At the entrance to the bathroom, there are several steps down.
Li Yuebai didn’t pay attention, so he planted head down.
Before he fell into a coma, he vaguely thought about the headlines of the website that might appear the next day.
[Shocked! The teacher of Beijing No. 8 Middle School bravely fought the gangster unscathed, and then accidentally fell to his death in the toilet. 】
Mom’s mental retardation.
I don’t know how long he was in a coma. After waking up, Li Yuebai felt more mentally retarded.
He is riding on the back of a white horse, and his saddle is studded with his infamous gems, which are simple and elegant in shape. He wore a white arrow suit, tight-fitting and narrow sleeves still elegant, and wearing an extra black cloak with a hood and windproof. Take a closer look at your own hands, the slender bones are distinct, and because they are not used to holding horse reins, they have blood blisters…
The handsome man in front restrained the horse’s rein, turned his head and said with joy: “Mr. Yun, we are here in Beijing!”
There was a ding in my head, and the system prompt came out: “Hello, welcome to the Baiyueguang male **** self-help system, you are now in the work: Shangjing Luohua, your role: Yun Weizhi.”
Li Yuebai would rather climb down the sewer back to the school toilet.
Damn, damn.
What did you say in the video just now?
After I took the lunch box, the pear flowers in Beijing won’t open! ! ! ! !