The Unconventional Legend Chapter 1: Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian

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  Star Soul Continent.

   Yanwu Empire.

   Central Plains, Phoenix.

  Clear Water District.

  Fengwu Jiayuan Community.

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   “Dog Da!” A crisp cry.

   Zuo Xiaoduo’s scattered eyes, who was looking blankly recalling the dream, slowly focused, and then covered his head with a quilt depressed.

   “Puppy…” The voice came again, with a long voice, and a little cheerful, which proved that the owner of the voice was very happy at the moment.

   But Zuo Xiaoduo’s mood is very unhappy.

   because the name “Puppy Da” is called him. Anyone being called a puppy is probably unpleasant.

   But now Zuo Xiaoduo can’t be angry.

   He didn’t dare to be angry.

   He doesn’t know how many names he already has.

  En, yes, it is my mother who is calling. Dare to be angry?

   One hundred percent is helpless.

  From the mouth of my mom and dad, since Zuo Xiaoduo began to remember, I remember my name as the sand of the vast Yangtze River, the stars of the endless galaxy, so spicy.

   and the name depends on the mood of my parents.

   When you are in a good mood, the dog, the puppy, the cat, the little mimi, the little egg, the little relative… just call it whatever you think of.

   When I am in a normal mood, I am called Xiaoduo, and he is basically very serious.

   When you are in a bad mood, especially when you provoke them, little bastards, little bastards, little jerks, little melons, little gangsters, little debt collectors, little unscrupulous… more so.

   and it is called in dialects from various places.

   Zuo Xiaoduo is sometimes very strange, how knowledgeable his parents are, from south to north, from east to west, they know everything and know everything, and they are used to scold themselves…

The name    is a barometer of my own guesses about the mood of my parents.

   For example, it is called Puppy Da, Dog Da, which proves that the mother is happy. Since he is happy, he will not get angry easily, so it doesn’t matter if you don’t agree to her.

  ……

   I have to guess from what name I’m called if I’m going to be beaten… It’s too difficult for me.

   Zuo Xiaoduo lay on the bed and sighed silently.

   The dog who is called silly dog ​​Da Piao Da… That’s all. The problem is that Zuo Xiaoduo is also 120,000 points dissatisfied with his current name!

  小多?

   listen, is this a **** horse name?

   is not domineering at all!

   For example, there is a classmate whose name is Zhao Jianghu! How proud? There is also Li Changtian; it sounds awesome!

   but my name is…

   And, that day…

   Dad drank more wine and looked happy, so Zuo Xiaoduo boldly asked: Why is my name Xiaoduo? Can you change to a better name?

   Dad looked at himself with slanted eyes, with a very disgusting look, and said categorically: “No!”

   “Why?”

   “Why not! Renamed just can’t work!”

  ”Why is it called Xiaoduo, can you always tell me?”

   At that time, my father snorted, rolled his eyes, and said lightly: “Because of your birth, it is a little extra for me and your mother.”

  ……

  Small excess=Small more? !

   Zuo Xiaoduo felt that his heart at the time was like the series of ellipsis above.

   dare to love you, do you think that my birth has ruined your two-person world?

   Am I so redundant?

  Whose family has blood inheritance and is not happy? Especially I’m the one with a handle. What makes it unnecessary for you two?

   At that time, Zuo Xiaoduo asked with tears, “Do you dislike me that way?”

   Dad took a sip of wine, slowly…

  En, here I need to say something in particular: Xiaoduo’s dad’s temperament is very gentle, elegant, and handsome, he looks like a turbid and beautiful man, except for being a little lazy…

   Dad slowly said: “I was very disgusted, but later your mother found out that since she had you, she actually had a fun toy… and found that a child is quite fun, so she played… Slowly, I don’t dislike it very much…”

  Toys!

   Hearing these two words, Zuo Xiaoduo received a crit and shut himself down.

   You two gave birth to a toy!

   Mom is plausible next to him: Isn’t having a baby just for fun? Just like your Aunt Li’s cat and your Aunt Wang’s dog; whatever it is, you have to keep one for fun, right?

   What you said makes sense.

   I was speechless.

   That night’s conversation, that ends here.

   Zuo Xiaoduo felt that he no longer had any interest in asking anything else, and returned to his room with a traumatized heart.

   Zuo Xiaoduo feels this is thanks to his big heart.

   He felt that he might be too open-minded, and he didn’t pay attention to such a severe blow, and he still managed to survive it heartlessly. And the most amazing thing is that after that night, he himself was relieved-no, to be correct, he was relieved before that night had passed.

  Hey, I am a toy…toy, just a toy…

   In this world, who is not whose toy is?

   But, can you change your name?

  ……

   “Dog!”

   A violent roar sounded at the door, and my mother pushed open the door aggressively: “You didn’t hear me?! Are you deaf?”

   Zuo Xiaoduo duang bounced off the bed all of a sudden, with a flattering expression: “I heard that, I’m not going to go and work with my mother for help… Here comes…”

   At the door, this beautiful woman with a tall, slender figure and a beautiful face, who looks only 27 or 18 years old, is Zuo Xiaoduo’s mother.

   biological mother!

   When most people see the left mother for the first time, they will inevitably be admired and imagined. The beautiful woman in front of her looks so gentle and virtuous. She must be the legendary good-tempered, talented wife and mother. Beautiful lady.

   But only Zuo Xiaoduo himself knows how terrifying and terrifying this gentle and virtuous wife and mother in the eyes of outsiders is when he treats his own son.

   Zuo Xiaoduo lived under the shadow of Master Mother for 17 years. Now it has developed to the point where he conditioned to stand at attention as soon as he heard his mother’s roar.

   As long as the gentle and virtuous and beautiful face rises, Zuo Xiaoduo will feel his **** throbbing–because it is definitely accompanied by a delicious meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.

  ’s subordinates will not show any mercy.

   Most people’s homes are basically Yan fathers and loving mothers; Zuo Xiaoduo’s family has just turned over: Yan mothers and loving fathers.

   Loving father… Actually, it’s not too kind, or it’s more appropriate to be indifferent and heartless; but mother, this is so strict!

   Zuo Xiaoduo is actually a little puzzled. After so many years, she hasn’t left any trace on her mother’s face.

   is still so young and beautiful.

   Of course, the same is true of my father, who looks twenty-six-six-six-eight-nine; anyway, he is never over thirty. Yushu Linfeng Xunxun is elegant, and it makes people feel good at first sight, thinking it is some kind of learned person like literati.

   But actually…

  hehe.

  ……

  ”Help me to do the work?” Mother Master’s face was full of suspicion: “Dougada, are you so filial?”

   Zuo Xiaoduo jumped up doglegs, and diligently pinched his shoulders for the mother: “Oh, mother is so tired every day, my son can’t bear it, I will rub it for you…”

   Wu Yuting squinted her eyes, enjoying her son’s massage, and said comfortably: “Want money? No! I tell you Zuo Xiaoduo, your pocket money for this month has already been spent in advance, and you want to get it from me Make an idea here, and die this heart as soon as possible.”

   Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly stopped, crying and said: “You are really my mother… It’s amazing, I haven’t spoken yet…”

  Wu Yuting rolled her eyes, she felt like a young girl, curled her lips and said: “You came out of my stomach, don’t I know what you want?”

   Zuo Xiaoduo is dejected.

   “Don’t even want to ask your father!”

   Zuo Xiao Duo is like a mourning concubine.

   “Don’t even want to ask your little sister! I will remind them, who dares to give you money, try!”

   Zuo Xiaoduo’s thoughts are completely disgraced, and he feels unlovable in an instant! Pleading:

   “Mom! I have business! I really have business!!”

  Wu Yuting sneered: “As a person who is still wandering in a martial arts at the age of seventeen, and a man who wanders in a junior martial arts; and a man who has been wandering in a junior martial arts for five years… Those who have been wandering in the junior warriors for fourteen hours for five years…can you have a good business?”

   Zuo Xiaoduo held his heart in tears: “Mom, I feel that I have been hurt by my heart…”

   “Do you still have a heart?”

   Wu Yuting snorted coldly and turned around: “Hurry up and help me choose vegetables, your dad and your sister Xiaonian are coming back soon…your dad has to take a nap after eating, and sister Xiaonian will have to finish it. Meditate and practice, ready to hit the Yin-Yang realm… It’s no good to rest well at this threshold… You hurry up, wait a little longer, and my old lady will interrupt your dog legs!”

  Mother Master hummed: “Two!!”

   Zuo Xiaoduo was silent… hurriedly followed with his tail.

   “Mom, you just let it go, I’ll come, I’ll have it all!”

  ……

  While picking vegetables, Zuo Xiaoduo sighed and turned his eyes wildly.

   Is there any way I can swindle some out of my mother’s hands… Uh no, is it to coax some money? It doesn’t need much, only three thousand, no, two thousand is also possible, it is not a thousand and five… also!

   Then you can experiment. Is this strange dream true? Does that world really exist?

   Is this really a dream?

   I really have been a liar in that world for so many years… Uh, teacher?

  ”Money…you are the eternal resentment in my heart…”

  ……

   noon.

  The food is fragrant in the living room.

   There was a creak at the door, and a voice said: “It smells good! It seems that I need to drink something today.” Then a middle-aged man in his thirties walked in.

   has a long body with sword eyebrows and star eyes, handsome and handsome, and black hair like ink; a well-fitting suit makes his figure look like a yushu wind; black and shiny leather shoes, a calm and gentle face.

   is Zuo Xiaoduo’s father, Zuo Changlu.

   The long left road that he claims to be the long road under his feet.

  ”Xiao Nian hasn’t come back yet?”

   Zuo Changlu routinely asked. In fact, I knew that my daughter would come back about a quarter of an hour later than herself every day. Everyone’s concept of time is exceptionally accurate, and there are basically no mistakes. If you miss this time, you basically won’t come back to eat.

   sat down at the dining table and said with a smile: “Ting’er, that thing, I found Xiao Nian.”

  Wu Yuting wiped her hands and walked out, pleasantly surprised: “I found it? How much did it cost?”

   “It’s a little money.” Zuo Changlu smiled: “Just leave it alone.”

   Zuo Xiaoduo’s eyes suddenly light up like a light bulb: money? !

   “Oh.” Wu Yuting smiled softly: “That’s OK, I don’t know how happy I will be when Xiao Nian comes back.”

   Zuo Xiaoduo was serving soup in the kitchen, listening with his ears upright, and the corners of his mouth pouted: I bought a gift for my sister again, and there is no mine… If you have mine, you will convert it into money…

   “What is happy?” A quiet voice came quietly, and there was a soft noise at the door, as if changing slippers; then, a girl in a blue dress walked in.

   a long and slender body, it will look like a meter and seven, a little thin, but it is slender, silky long hair, quiet face, and a pair of beautiful eyes are like two small clear eyes. Water pool… The whole person is like a lotus flower for purifying water, not stained with vulgar dust.

   Anyone who sees this girl at first glance will feel like this: This girl is so clean and pure! Then it was suddenly full of surprise in my heart!

   This girl seems to be born with a temperament, so that people who see her can involuntarily calm down in their hearts. Faced with such a natural beauty, she can’t even give birth to profane thoughts, only pure appreciation!

   is Zuo Xiaoduo’s sister, Zuo Xiaonian.

   “Daddy is back early.” Zuo Xiaonian’s calm face warmed, and he looked around and asked, “Is the dog home?”

   Zuo Xiaoduo roared angrily in the kitchen: “Don’t call me a dog!”

   Zuo Xiaonian smiled, but this smile added a bit of girlishness to her, and the whole person suddenly became lively, rolled his eyes and said: “How can you call you a dog? Dog! Puppy! Haha…”

   Zuo Xiaoduo rushed out holding a rice spoon, but Wu Yuting twisted her ears: “You want to rebel!”

   “It hurts…” Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head to the side with a distorted face: “Mom! Your eccentricity is too obvious! I am your son too! My son!”

   Zuo Xiaoduo never understood the mother’s ear twisting method.

  How did my mother practice it? No matter how fast she is, as long as she passes by her, as long as she wants to twist her ears, she has never failed!

   When you stretch out your hand, you can twist it and turn it around!

   “Eccentricity? Huh, you are afraid that you have a misunderstanding of eccentricity.”

   Wu Yuting snorted coldly.

   Isn’t this eccentric? Zuo Xiaoduo tilted his head and watched Zuo Xiaonian making a twisting ear motion at himself, and then made a face…

   This kind of girly action form can only appear in one’s own home, and outsiders will never see it.

  ……

   While eating, Zuo Xiaoduo finally knew what is true eccentricity.

  ”Xiao Nian,” Zuo Changlu said lightly while eating, “How do you grasp the impact on the Yin and Yang world this time?”

   Zuo Xiaonian straightened up subconsciously, and said respectfully: “It should be no problem. Then I will break through in the martial arts star power room, the star power is sufficient, and I have prepared a lot of elixir, inside the star beast Dan also prepared a few spares. Also, the guards there are heavily guarded, the martial arts school’s teachers are responsible for guarding them, and my master’s guarding of the law, nothing will happen.”

   Zuo Changlu gave a hum, and said, “You know it in your heart.” With that, he took out a small exquisite box from his pocket, put it on the table, pushed it forward, and said:” Take it, don’t begrudge it if you can use it, if you don’t use it, just keep it yourself.”

   Zuo Xiaonian gave a hum, took the box and opened it, and suddenly exclaimed, covering his small mouth, his eyes were full of incredible shock: “Mingyuan Dan?! Father, this…this…”

   was shocked and speechless.

   Zuo Xiaoduo was also shocked, his eyes shining brightly. I saw a pill in the box, one side was pure black, emitting a faint light, and the other side was pure white, emitting a bright white light; the pill was placed in the box quietly, but the colors of one black and one white seemed to be In natural circulation, constantly rotating in general.

   is the saint medicine of warrior, the life pill!

   A warrior under the pill period, take one, instantly replenish all vitality! Therefore, there has always been a saying of “one pill, one life”.

   is suitable for Zuo Xiaonian’s impact on the yin and yang world, which is the life and death threshold. It is common for ordinary warriors to attack the yin and yang world. It is common for a warrior to run out of oil and light. With this pill, it is equivalent to one more life.

  Zuo Changlu faintly smiled: “Take it!”

   “This…” Zuo Xiaonian’s face gradually calmed down, and she clasped the box in her hand, and asked softly, “This life-saving pill, one million, Dad, where did you get so much money? Let’s talk about it. …This thing, even if you have money, has a price but no market. The black market has already reached five million, and a lot of people are waiting. How did you get it? If the price is too high, we don’t want it.”

   one million.

   Zuo Xiaoduo was taken aback.

   One million stars!

   is enough for a family to live a lifetime… That’s how the old man… spent?

   Zuo Xiaonian’s beautiful face showed a trace of anxiety: “I’m really sure, I don’t need this.”

   Zuo Changlu flatly said: “Let you take it, just take it! What is it?! What about the money at home, should you worry about it?”

  ’s voice is very severe.

   Zuo Xiaonian’s eyes were red, and her slender fingers grabbed the Mingyuan Dan~IndoMTL.com~ trembling faintly, for a long time, she whispered: “Yes. My daughter is wrong.”

   Left Long Road’s voice slowed down: “That’s right! Xiao Nian, you have a great future. After the Yin and Yang world, you have rushed into the Danyuan period, and then the various realms… Me and your mother I can’t help you too much, but it’s my daughter after all. We can help you to that point. You can go to that point. When there is really nothing you can do, you will go by yourself. Before that, don’t worry too much. Understand?”

   Zuo Xiaonian was silent for a moment, and said: “Dad, if I can break through the Dan Yuan smoothly this time, I am already satisfied and don’t want to go down…this road is really tired! I feel that I can’t bear it. After this breakthrough, I waited until Xiaoduo was twenty years old, and I thought, I would marry Xiaoduo at that time…”

   Zuo Xiaoduo’s eyes widened in shock.

   immediately heard my father and mother cry coldly at the same time: “Nonsense!”

   “Shut up!”

   Zuo Xiaonian suddenly wanted to cry: “Dad!”

   Zuo Changji’s indifferent expression completely retracted.

   He put down his chopsticks, sat upright, and solemnly said: “You Zuo Xiao Nian, is my daughter, although not her own; but from your infancy, your mother and I brought you up, and you were married There is no difference.”

   “You are our daughter! Not our daughter-in-law!”

  ”When you were eight or nine years old, your mother was talking nonsense, saying how good it would be for you to marry Xiaoduo and the family will never separate… It was just a joke of your mother, but you didn’t expect it, but you remember it until now .”

   “But…” The left long road is slow, but in an unquestionable tone: “If you dare to say this again, I’ll break your leg!”

  …………

  The new book is difficult, I hope the big guys will help me and take care of me. Thank you everyone.

       

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