In the legend, every transcender that breaks the boundaries of time and space will get a gift from the world … Well, it is commonly known as the Golden Ring for crossers.
Evil Lich System ….. is my Golden Ring.
In the past, it wasn’t called this name. He had a good name like Training System of a Holy Knight, but unfortunately, only after I abandoned my Holy Knight identity and started learning black magic, he became this name.
In the past, the Japanese Daily Quest he gave were helpful Quests such as helping elderly ladies on the street and helping little girl (loli) find lost kittens, instead of such a daddy.
“Look at the daily life today … It’s another choice of this pit father, destroy any town with more than 30,000 people, and reward 10000 evil points. Rob the three children’s lollipop, reward 1 point. If both Not done, then, deduct 2 points. “
“Well! When I was stupid, I really ruined a town and promised to scavenge me with a Epic medieval Holy Knight group. Some will earn money and no flowers.”
I took the lollipop from the passing Tauren little loli by hand, watching little girl (loli) crying and being pulled away by her mother, I just put it in the entrance, but heard the crisp sound of lollipop hitting the bone, I remembered that already was gone Taste.
“Ah, when can you enjoy the taste of food again? Although mana is full, it is not delicious.
Even though the girl’s mother dragged naughty kid(s) away, the little girl (loli) didn’t seem to be willing to give up. The watery eyes stared at me, and it seemed that I could not eat food and was expecting something.
I thought the passing Lich uncle was just a prank? I will return lollipop to myself shortly.
Okay, in order to live up to the expectations of the other party, I clicked and bite the pieces of sugar, and then spit them to the ground.
“Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyehyboos yahoo! ” Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Mommy. Uncle robbed me of sugar. “
“Don’t watch, go quickly.”
So, I was pleasantly surprised to hear a pleasant cry. At that time, my mood was much better, because I thought of a lawless naughty kid(s).
“Is there no human rights in undead? Ancient Magic Scrolls is used as graffiti drawing paper, Dragon Blood ink is used as paint, hard-made Alchemy Medicines is used as soda, and even my ribs were secretly taken down to play puzzles. After sleeping for two hours, the laboratory turned into ruins. The destructive power of naughty kid(s) is terrible … “
“Ah, when can you get revenge.” Thinking of those lawless naughty kid(s), especially a wild untrained older naughty kid(s), I hate itching.
Suddenly, but unexpectedly heard a system prompt.
“Ding, congratulations to the host for crying the 100th little loli / shota and rewarding evil points10 points.-Seemingly six-year-old but more than twenty legitimate loli? Not in the statistical range, expired pseudo loli It’s evil! “
I ca n’t help but see the sudden achievement, the reward of the achievement system is ten points, which is equivalent to my ten-day Daily Quest.
“Conventionally, if you make a cry of 100 achievements, you will have a cry of 1,000, and the reward will double at least …”
So, I look at the streets of little girl (loli), little boys (shota) with a bright light ………
“Well, even if there is no daily routine, letting naughty kid(s) understand the rules and letting everyone avoid the same bad luck is also the responsibility of our good people.”
“How is it better to play? By the way, activating the creatures, disgusting monsters running around with naughty kid(s) toys, magic paint, turning Xiong Haizi’s lollipop into a vicious **** yellow!”
As a victim of the scourge of naughty kid(s), when I think of revenge for the magic scrolls and precious books I have destroyed, bad ideas come up one by one.
“No, no, that’s not enough. Turn pillow cover into a human-eating monster, and let naughty kid(s) be afraid of seeing pillows in the future. By the way, there is also the eva black tentacle, so you can enjoy itching tickling hell. “
“Well, isn’t naughty kid(s) afraid of ghosts? Oh, it’s time to rebuild the undead army, Wake up, my Undead Calamity!”
That day, I finally knew that there were less than 200 naughty kid(s) in our neighborhood …
I ’m a waste of carrying thousands of skeletons, abominations, and zombies …
On the day before the Town Security brigade received the report and arrived at the scene, before being arrested by a Dark Elf brigade, I went through this neighborhood already and only made one hundred and sixty …
When I learned that I was calling the undead army in revenge on naughty kid(s), the mixed expressions of crying, laughing and contempt of the Town Securitys became my new dark history.
“Congratulations to the host for being scorned by hundreds of women at one time and gaining the special achievement ‘Whether the child’s head has been flooded or slurred’. After rewarding the honorary title ‘Mentally Handicapped Child’, she will have a chance to win the sympathy of women, Women ’s opposite **** sentiment is reduced by 100. “
……. Anyway, already is accustomed to the system, and its reputation is stinking to the lower limit. With the negative 88Charm recognized by my system as evidence, it is not a big deal for the opposite **** to decrease by 100 points …….. Anyway The result is the same, no girlfriend can be found.
Why is it a rational analysis? When I say such words, I feel that all the blood and tears flow out of my eyes …. Well, I am a great wizard who has been single for 300 years, but at the moment, At least, I have completed my revenge on my old rival naughty kid(s)!
Recalling those crying naughty kid(s)s, I smiled proudly, I already figured out how to write today’s log.
The summer of Great Dragon in AD1896, March 6th, is destined to be engraved in the memory of Liu Huang City naughty kid(s) forever. It is called “The Lollipop Hunter Incident.” “The Man-Eating Pillow Incident” in history
“That day, the children remembered the horror that was dominated by that guy … the humiliation of wanting to take their beloved, the despair of being swallowed by their toys, the fear of being surrounded by undead … “
When I think about it, the system prompts come back again.
“Ding! One hundred naughty kid(s) achievements achieved in one day! Reward evil points10 points, congratulations to the host for the honorary title ‘The Nemesis of Kids‘. After the equipment, it has a natural threat to Loli / shota under twelve years old. Warm reminder , Crying five hundred naughty kid(s) at one time, rewarding the honorary title ‘Little Kids’ Killer‘ crying one thousand at a time …
At this moment, the system prompt sounds a bit, and I can’t help but look forward to it. Although it is a spoof title, it would be a surprise to keep naughty kid(s) away from me.
“…. Make a thousand crying at a time, and reward the honorary title ‘You are still so boring if you are so big, can you be more boring?’ Host, thank you, actually This is the title you are most suitable for now. “
“Fuck, this is really unbearable, **** system, isn’t it all you !!!! My good guy fights with you !!!”
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“Master, this time because of robbing lollipop … next time, will I be jailed for stealing a girl’s clothes. I will really not want to pick up Perverts then.”
I’m talking about my most faithful dog leg, the semi-Demon maid captain of my mansion, and the silver-haired Eliza.
Black Gold Framed Spectacle, Silver Ponytails, small tiger teeths, a small tail with a purple bow, and a baroque maid suit make the little Demon playful personality undoubted, and also expose the bad taste of Lich ………
I have always been satisfied with the appearance of Eliza. It would be better if I could change the character of this cold-faced poison tongue.
“Aren’t you unaware of my daddy’s system? Just make a few little girl (loli) and give points. This is what a good person should do.”
“Here!”
She handed me a heavy photo album.
“This is ….. well done, Eliza! It is indeed my most faithful dog leg!”
“I can probably guess what happened. This is the contact manual of Liu Huang Mountain City‘s largest kindergarten. It has a list carefully selected by me. It should be convenient for the host to complete Quest.”
“Good job! I thought you expected me to hang out sooner and return your freedom. I misunderstood it. Great, you are also a great man.”
“Let me see!” Opened the contact list, but his face became increasingly ugly.
“The contact information of the three children of Liu Huang City Holy Light Archbishop, Amuro the dragon hunter was the youngest daughter in the kindergarten, and the baby son of War-god Knight Xynso ….. You are sure to help me, not want to send me back to Hades!”
My glare was ignored by the other party as before. Half of the Demon girl pushed the glasses frame, and the cold light flashed on the lens.
“lollipop hunter ’s reputation already spreads throughout Liu Huang City, even when I go out of the mansion, I will be pointed. For the sake of the reputation of the lady, I really want to change jobs. Or, you should pay my arrears Salary for ten years. “
“Ha, ha. It’s hurting to mention money. Hurry up, I can’t wait to return to our warm home with already.”
“Escape is not what Gentleman should do, and please do n’t change the topic … why did you run me, what did you do?”
“It is indeed the little Eliza that has been with me for so long. Today ’s Daily Quest is a gorgeous explosion, you know …”
“I see, please hold on, I’ll transfer the magic run!”
Any silver door was opened, the master and servant quickly entered, and after the magic of short-range teleportation dissipated, already was empty here, but as a background, it was a big explosion and other things. After the fire alarm.
“Isn’t Delayed Explosives? Willn’t prisoners arrested by Town Security be detained?”
“No, it just looks like it. With flour and paprika, a little dust is added, and it becomes a dust bomb. It is not powerful and can not die, but there is absolutely no evidence.”
“You are truly the Lich of‘ wisdom ’. The prisoner has a magic ring and ca n’t explain it. He even made a hand-made bomb using the cafeteria materials.”
“Thank you, I’m embarrassed if you praise me so much.”
“No one praises you … well, at least as a Lich, this should be a compliment.”
What is Lich?
“Not a good person, it is the most terrible demon.” Probably the first feeling that Willla all creature heard of this noun.
“Those who look at the bones are hairy, and those eyes like ghosts and fires are so scary, they always feel that they are doing something bad.” This is the opinion of the Normal people.
“Evil ultimate existence, conspirators and villains!” This is the view of the church Holy Knight.
As the final owners of the undead and the dark Mage, only the skeleton Lichs have a bad reputation, but …
“Stigma is prejudice! How can one judge an individual because of his race! I always think that discrimination and prejudice such as race, color, and origin are the hallmarks of human‘s stupidity. There is only lowly discrimination and prejudice in the world, no lowly Race, color, background. I’m really a good person. “
“If you are all good people like this, then those Bloodthirsty Undeadss in the east of the city are saints?”
“Sages ca n’t say that everyone is an cold faced, warm hearted pacifist. You see, undead saves food and does not occupy a place. A cemetery can live in a family. Do n’t eat, drink and work enthusiastically, just donate and do n’t ask, everyone They are all wonderful people. “
Half the Demon maid was amused. The legend says that as long as the whole life goes in, the fragmented forbidden area of life will actually be a good place for the owner.
“Oh, you can make a joke, master. Bloodthirsty Undeads is a good person? What are the church priests who are praised by the public in the church area? They will provide free treatment to the public. Free saints will be distributed every Sunday Meals to help the poor. “
“A group of hypocrites and Pedophiles, Eliza, you see, people all have desires and needs. They are over-pressed. They are not ** and they have become **. They have a desire. Desire is the original sin, and they must all be Perverts in private. Guys. You can see which old men are so kind to little boys (shota), no problem. And those single-cell Holy Knights that are all the way, are a group of savages who shout and kill me when they see me! “
“Well, I almost know that the master is sick again. The Red Dragon in the Sulfur Mountains, known as Belon, once destroyed an empire by itself, is probably only meek and cute in the eyes of the master.”
“No, no, Xiao Hong hasn’t paid much attention to diet recently, and it’s a bit overweight. If you lose another 20 or 30 tons, you will lose your belly and cut out the curve, it will be even more cute.”
“Our prestigious Liu Huang City Dark Elf Town Security team that maintains Public Security and is helpful? You should be familiar with them, I have taken you five times in the past two months.”
“… You can ask the unlucky street vendors who were suppressed by them. My opinion is basically the same as them. Alas, a group of crazy girls. We Gentlemen’s Freedom Alliance and them are natural enemies.”
Helplessly shook his head and deliberately ignored suspicious organizations in the main population. Eliza continued to ask.
“………. Our notorious hero City Lord who once saved the world? Holding the banner of racial equality, he simply established Liu Huang Mountain City with mixed races in the chaotic dungeons world, making melee There is a pure land in the underground world. “
“Severe two patients with severe secondary disease for hundreds of years. At any age, it is plays Hero to crusade the old repertoire of Demon King to save the world and deserve to be single for a lifetime.”
“… How dare you say that he was upset by your two weddings, and now he says he hit the Lone Star. Born to parents, to come out of the brothers, to get married to his wife, the conditions are so good. , Looks so handsome, Liu Huang City has no girl dare to accept his proposal. “
“… I didn’t mean it, as long as I remember hating for so long …”
“It wasn’t intentional? It was intentional. Let me tell you that the rumors of the lonely star that day were made by me. You played Undead Calamity and Baigui Night Walk at someone’s wedding, and you know how many girls were scared at that time.” “
“Do n’t I cheer for his wedding? Seeing that Old Bachelor is finally married, everyone is just so happy, there is a hundred ghosts mechanical dance. Who knows that the young bride was so scared that she could n’t help urinating. It’s over. “
Although I said it was not intentional, I was secretly proud of it. “Well, we haven’t got resurrection yet, so how can you make you feel comfortable and enjoy your **** life?”
“Master, every time you are proud, you will cross your hands, and now your maliciousness overflows. Well, let’s not mention your” great achievements “. Are you the same Lich in the undead capital Xiluo? Those guys Wanted orders in various countries are calculated on the basis of hits. If you go out one, the world will be chaotic. “
“… In fact, everyone has a bit of misunderstanding about us. Life and death are reincarnation. We study the mysteries of life, not just for the world to live better? We are also very good at treatment, in terms of efficacy, and in terms of sequelae. Much better than the pastor’s Holy Light, their Holy Light seems convenient, in fact, it is an overdraft of life span. Our life transformation technology is non-toxic, harmless and pollution-free, and solves the problem at one time.
“… ..why do you still expect the system to give you resurrection, just be a body and it will be over.”
“I don’t want to be a deformed monster with three hands and six feet. Even if it is a perfect human figure, there will be problems sooner or later …”
Seeing that Lich is not assured of his own life reform technology, what else can Eliza say.
“Okay, okay, let me count in your eyes.”
“… cold-faced poison tongue ghost granny? Girl with flat chest A?” Of course I would not say silly.
“Oh, Eliza, of course you are my most trusted subordinate? We once set the great ideal of conquering the sea of stars.”
“Do n’t you remember to pay the poor little orphan for more than ten years before you realize your dream of the stars?
Knowing that the owner of the family had re-emerged, the half-Demon with silver hair pushed his eyes, Han Man flashed on his eyes, and the cold words squeezed out from the gap between the teeth.
“If you are still so unscrupulous, your collection is not intended to …..”
“Okay, Eliza, I apologize.” Thinking of my darlings, a certain Lich immediately softened.
“Hum.” The successful Angel hummed the song and walked out the door.
As a steward of this apartment, she has no time to waste time with her second sick owner.
But judging by the other person’s always drooping tail, it doesn’t seem to be in a good mood.
And it wasn’t until she stepped out of the door that I remembered some memories of the past, so I whispered to myself.
“… .. Probably, barely, it may be considered a family, I still remember that little girl (loli) who was still unwilling to die in the desperate Styx River ruins and hunted for survival alone in the desperate snowy night. Picking you back, it is The greatest luck in this life, the only thing in my life that I did right. “
Suddenly, a cheeky face came out of the door.
The chilly cheeks of the past were hot, and Hongxia stretched over the slightly trembling long ears.
Then she snorted and disappeared behind the door again.
“Oh, you know me, I don’t know you anymore? Stupid evil granny, even if you are cunning at home, you must also owe my debts to me, and I will be a cow and a horse.”
I shouted ruthlessly and laughed proudly, but I was a little nervous.
“…. Have been heard! Absolutely have been heard !!!”