Zheng Shaopeng was brought to Judge Cui, Judge Cui twisted his beard, put on a smiley face, and said: “Zheng Shaopeng, although we detained you for three years in advance, the person who let you possess is either rich or expensive , You can be considered worthy of you, but you still don’t think it’s enough. You actually regained your soul eight times within a year. Don’t you think, don’t you modern people like to travel through time and space to ancient times? Since this Judge is wrong first, I will send you through What do you think of going to ancient times in time and space?”
“Go to ancient times?” Zheng Shaopeng couldn’t help but feel excited: “I only have two years to live, or travel to ancient times, but now that I only have two years of good living, I have no chance to fight and enjoy being a hero. It’s like a good taste, um…I have to enjoy it for two years…Being King King? Emperor Sui Yang? They are all very beautiful. The girl is good but not too much. It is better to do Chongzhen is ready, there were Qinhuai Bayan, Hongniangzi and Chen Yuanyuan at that time.”
Judge Cui twisted his beard and closed his eyes slightly, shaking his head and shaking his head and said: “Zheng Shaopeng, in this life I want you to be reincarnated into ancient times. I should always find a suitable family for you. I’ll ask you, do you know medical skills? Craniotomy, development of Western medicine and other means of making a living?”
Zheng Shaopeng just wanted to enjoy it for a few years. When I heard his words, could I still count on me to start my own business and become a genius doctor? So he smiled and said, “No, if I have a headache, let me go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine myself, I can still do it. As for the ingredients of those medicines, who has nothing to remember?
I can’t remember those scientific names anymore. As for the craniotomy, don’t make any fun. The genius doctor of the Hua Tuo world was chopped off just because he wanted to open a skull for Cao Cao. Even if I could, I would not dare to go to the ancient times to show off. The people at that time were too knowledgeable, and they couldn’t believe in a generation of genius doctors. It would be strange if I were to show off and not be beaten to death by others as an evil spirit. “.
Judge Cui his face stiffened when he heard that, he suppressed his heart, and pretended to be gentle and cheerful: “Hanging the pot to help the world, being a national player of Xinglin, although it is beautiful, but… I ask you, will you be able to prepare fire yao and develop modern weapons? It is also a joy in life to kill the flag and make contributions.”
Zheng Shaopeng sighed: “Is it fire yao…I remember it seems to use saltpeter and sulfur, and I don’t remember, it’s not charcoal? As for the proportion, I can’t remember, Nobel I’m an expert on zha medicine. I’ve been bombarded with arms and legs when I study it. Let me study this. Isn’t it because the old birthday star hangs himself, is it too long to live?
As for modern weapons…You can send me to the arsenal to study for three or five years. Besides, ancient iron is not up to standard. If you really fiddled with it, wouldn’t it blow up? You send me to learn how to mine, how to make steel, how to forge, how to make machine tools for a few years. It is estimated that the skill of the technician is not good, and it must be the level of the engineer. In addition, at the modern industrial level, none of these processes is a small workshop. It can be done. In ancient times, the productivity and technological power of the entire society could not keep up. There was no dragon slaying technique, and there was no dragon in the world. Isn’t that nonsense? “
Ox-Head couldn’t help but rolled his eyes and said: “It’s really useless, so let’s have something simple. Will it be a winemaking meeting? Will it be a glass making? You can’t be a genius doctor or a hero. It’s good to be a rich businessman.”
Zheng Shaopeng said: “Wine making…no, but I can drink it. I think Red Star Erguotou is better than Maotai, and it’s not up to the top…What are you staring at? Go and find out. There are a few people who know how to make wine. Who is not in that business and knows the stuff? As for glass… I only know that it is made from sand, but I don’t know the others.
Hey, what? Even the workers in the glass factory only understand one process, right? But I do know that there is a kind of glass called FRP, another kind of glass called mashed glass, which is used for special effects in filming. You may not know, um…I don’t know if these ideas are provided to those craftsmen who make glazed tiles. Can they? Invented. “
Horse-Face‘s face of a donkey was stretched long, and the veins on his forehead were stretched, and he resisted his anger and said: “No writing is good, no martial arts, no hands can be lifted, shoulders can not be picked, what are you doing? Okay? You just have this mouth… this mouth…, yes, how about joining a family of officials? At least you know a lot about the system of modern society, just take out a little, in ancient times They are all great innovations and advancements, and it is not bad to be a minister of the world.”
Zheng Shaopeng curled his lips and said, “Brother Horse-Face, you don’t want to see me often, so you give me this idea?”
Horse-Face startled and said: “What’s the matter?”
Zheng Shaopeng said: “I don’t remember much of the ancient reforms, but I remember that there was one called Shang Yang, which was supported by the master. This kid did not make any major changes, that is, to encourage farming and weaving and abolish the noble hereditary. Privileges were awarded according to military merits, and the result was fierce opposition from the entire ruling class, and he was divided into five horses.
Wang Anshi of Song Dynasty is worse, isn’t it just a slight improvement on the original system? They demanded to promote commercial development, improve the combat effectiveness of the army, and improve the imperial examination system. It was such a small change. As a result, he was a prime minister, and the emperor was backing him. He was still unfair. He shouted reforms on the top and the magistrates below. I didn’t listen to him at all, and it didn’t work after another wave, but it ended up twice, and he was alive and well.
You said that these ideas are just a little bit of a big politician standing on the height of history. It’s not easy for me to talk about the modern system without knowing the roots of the ancient system and the ruling class. In line with the needs of productivity development at that time, I am afraid that with such an advanced consciousness, I will say that even reformers like Shang Yang and Wang Anshi have to become conservatives, and the five horses become me. Alas, it’s purely talk, and talk not only misunderstood the country, but also misunderstood it. “.
Judge Cui looked at this babbling trash and straightened his eyes. It took a while before he said helplessly: “Then…you at least know the historical trend. Who wins and who loses, should I know something? Go? Climbing a big tree, you can live a stable life in peace.”
Zheng Shaopeng shook his head like a rattle: “No, no, I know what that bit of history is, I know that First Emperor of Qin must have the world, but if you can stand it, I will tell you that he can do it. You must be loyal to him, and they will feed you?
I know that Tang Dynasty has a Li Shimin, and there is a Li Jing Wei Zheng underneath. As for Cheng Yaojin, I don’t know if it is actually in history or it was compiled in a novel. Song Dynasty knew that there was Kou Zhun. Later I learned that people are not poor and old, they are rich at home. Loyal ministers are loyal ministers, but they are quite corrupt and historically limited.
What’s more terrifying is that if you go to them according to their personalities and behaviors as described in history books or story books, I’m afraid you don’t know how to die. I was a singer in my previous life, and I played a guest role in a historical TV series. I heard from the historian who I invited say that Yan Song, a famous treacherous minister in history, served as the first assistant for more than ten years, and the property copied by his family has not been before him. More than a quarter of the Xu Jie, who has only served as the first assistant for six years, had the same starting line before they became officials.
Yan Song’s wife disciplines her son very strictly. Yan Shifan is not the kind of Gao Ya internal type character mentioned in the novel. Old Yan deals with political opponents and will be defeated. However, the first assistants of Xu Jie Gao Gong are all going to die. It’s just that those people who died well, the history writers dare not save a bit of face. Who said Yan Song was decapitated? Alas, history books kill people. “
Judge Cui trembled all over, and fire burst out in his eyes. After a long time, he tremblingly asked: “Then…then how about I send you to late Song or late Yuan? Find this Nine Yang Manual, Or Dugu Nine Swords or something, be a hero.”
Zheng Shaopeng sighed innocently~IndoMTL.com~ I don’t know how to understand. Lao Jin didn’t draw a map in the book. Where can I find the huge Kunlun Mountain? I just remember that Zhang Wuji asked others to chase after him, and then fell off the cliff and found Nine Yang True Scripture. I can’t always carry a rope and look for it from cliff to cliff, right? I think I was either broken by the rope and fell to death, or was bitten to death by a long worm. Even if you find it, do you think it is a comic strip? The highest level of martial arts secrets, like university courses, will definitely not start with basic knowledge. Can I understand it? It’s crazy to be crazy. “
He vigorously said, “Besides, how old I am, Feng Qingyang is easy to find, is he willing to teach me kung fu? This old guy has been in the mountain cat for decades and has not accepted apprentices. A Linghu Chong, you really think he is so great? Who doesn’t know that the fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders. Anyway, it is his disciple of Mount Hua Faction. I have been investigating for a long time. I don’t want to communicate with people in the martial arts, otherwise Feng Qingyang If you don’t accept me, you might be abducted by Tian Boguang to be a thief.”
Ox-Head‘s bull nose was crooked, he gritted his teeth and said: “You are simply the world’s biggest waste, shamelessly, really shameful of modern people!”
Zheng Shaopeng was not ashamed but proud, and proudly said: “Is it originally? No matter how powerful the Manchu Qing is, it is still assimilated by the majority of the Han people after entering Central Plain. A mere person ran into ancient times and wanted to change. This world? Honestly be assimilated by ancient times. Are modern people great? Modern social disciplines are so finely divided, and social division of labor is so clear. A person is like sitting on a well and looking at the sky. Except for oneself, he knows everything. I don’t know why. Is it useful to go to ancient times? As for modern thinking, it’s simply the root of trouble when it gets there. It’s better to have it than not.
Judge Cui was also dizzy with anger. He turned his head helplessly and asked the Ox-Head person: “Who in ancient times could do nothing, eat and wait to die?”
Ox-Head replied boldly: “The king! The emperor has to worry about the affairs of the country. It is best to be a king. You don’t have to worry about anything. If you want to manage it, it will happen. Anyway, it is the relatives of the emperor. It’s basically a dung-making machine, a silverfish in society, and it suits him best.”
Zheng Shaopeng listened to it and thought about it: “Well, the prince is also good. When he is fine, he will lead a few dog minions to molested the good women and be a stunner… People scolded for thousands of years, it’s good to be a prince”
Judge Cui smiled bitterly. He just wants to send the uncle away quickly, but it’s not easy to cheat and send him to ancient times. If he stays in peace for two years and dies, he always cheats. It was very troublesome, so he said with a whole face: “Okay, I will send him to reincarnation and become a lord, but you have to be your lord for the past two years. Don’t trouble me anymore, otherwise… … Hum! The official sees you again and immediately kicks you back to ancient times and becomes a bigger official than the prince.”
Zheng Shaopeng asked with a brilliant face: “Are you going to let me be the emperor?”
Judge Cui pulled his face and said: “The hour is not up, if you dare to die again, I will ask you to be nine thousand years old!”
Zheng Shaopeng heard a cold war, anxiously hurriedly said: “No, no, it’s good to be a prince, I… Uh, I’m content with this king, hey, I haven’t finished it yet, two dear friends. What is this for?”
Ox-Head Horse-Face ignored him, grabbed him and flew out of the Nether Hall, flying through Bridge of Helplessness likewise, throwing into the vast sea of clouds.
Six cycles of reincarnation, a three-story circular shape*, is slowly turning. *The outer rim is engraved with the four golden characters “The Holy King of the Wheel”, and on the wheel is the golden statue of the “Three Buddhas”. This Buddha has an ugly face, unkempt fangs, feet on the head, mouth and wheel rim, double Embracing* with arms around him, grinning seems to indicate that his divine power cannot reverse the “karma” of life.
* There are six rays of light in the middle, and it shoots straight out of the wheel, dividing the * into six parts. The distinctions are the way of heaven, the way of humanity, the way of asura, the way of beasts, the way of hungry ghosts, and the way of hell.
The fortress is indeed the easiest to break from the inside. Ox-Head Horse-Face found a ghost guard guarded by the head and deceived it out, immediately rushed to the humanitarian, took a closer look, and slowly dialed the second time wheel in the middle of the big wheel. The magic of the wheel of Falun is that when the wheel of time shifts, the identity wheel of the third layer will also appear with various identities in the society at that time. The Ox-Head ghost chase assigned the third layer of Falun to the position of the prince.
The first eight cheatings were all that Ox-Head Horse-Face took him to the world to find a suitable possessor. This time, he was reincarnated through the six reincarnation wheels. This law wheel is the treasure of Buddhism that determines the destiny of a person’s life?
Zheng Shaopeng was quite novel, and couldn’t help but ran forward and took a look. When he saw that he was in the position of the prince, he couldn’t help being overjoyed.
Unexpectedly, he is a spirit body, and Ox-Head Horse-Face is also a spirit body. He ran forward impatiently and touched Ox-Head‘s elbow. The time wheel moved slightly, but the three of them did not notice.
Just listen to the sound of “click”~IndoMTL.com~The reincarnation wheel is frozen, and the six rays of light from the wheel suddenly become a golden masterpiece, and gradually condenses into a beam. The beam rotates and shines on Zheng Shaopeng, and his body is covered by countless strands. The light passes through, almost transparent. Immediately afterwards, his feet were lifted off the ground, and the whole figure shrank, and disappeared into the golden light for a moment.
The golden light stagnated for a moment, and then dispersed into six beams. The Falun slowly turned again. Ox-Head Horse-Face stroked his palms and laughed. After laughing, Ox-Head suddenly hesitated for a moment. A pair of Ox’s eyes looked at Horse-Face and said: “Ah~~~, virtuous brother “.
“What’s the matter, brother Nian?”
“Did Ma Xiandi remember who he just shot on?”
“This…, didn’t Nian brother write it down?”
”Ah… it seems that we made another mistake… this time across time and space, we can’t send him personally. If he doesn’t want to die, the person he possessed is because He’s already dead and closed his account in the underworld. Where shall we go to detain his soul?”
Horse-Face shrank his neck: “This… um… There is also a census in the underworld now. It seems that for people over a hundred years old, the underworld will register and supervise it. There won’t be a fish that slipped through the net like Peng Zu’s.”
“That means…”
”Huh? What did you say? There is nothing to say, who said that we sent him across? Hehehe, he should be the one who lost his life for two years. He really has to live over a hundred years old. By then, personnel changes, who will check Can you tell which one did it? It’s clear that this kid is also a family of smuggling time.”
”Yes, I die friends, don’t die, it’s our shit, hahaha… Brother Ma, I got a good bottle of wine for my brother yesterday, I invite you to taste it… ….”
Ox-Head Horse-Face said, and walked out with a hunch.