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Summer nights are full of turmoil. The streets are full of beer barbecue crayfish, short skirt scum women platoons, hungry single dogs looking around, trying to confuse one or two ignorant girls, or become scum Spare tire in female hand.
“Crayfish! Spicy crayfish, 20 yuan per catty, 100 yuan three catties…”
A big guy sits on a red plastic stool on the side of the street, with a half of the black group in his mouth, a blue flip-flop on his leg, and a yellow Armani with a sigh of relief on his body. Let him lift to his chest, revealing a slightly greasy white belly.
“Sixty lobsters, buy one get one free…”
“41 catties of super-sized lobster! Free flow of beer…”
The crowded food court is full of shouts, and the crayfish everywhere are dazzling, but the boy’s stall not only occupies the central area, but the low price is even more abrupt.
“One hundred yuan and three catties? This person can’t settle accounts, right…”
Passers-by were all looking and wondering. A few middle-aged people hurriedly walked over and asked: “Little boss! What kind of business are you doing? Twenty yuan per catty, isn’t one hundred yuan five catties?” /
“What is twenty? Forty-one catties? I won’t die at twenty…”
The little boss got up and touched the shiny part, and pointed to a small price tag on the stall, which clearly said 41 Jin.
But the guy behind the booth shouted: “Boss! What you just yelled was twenty, I thought you were going for a big sale!”
“Damn! Look at my broken mouth, I’ve been crooked all day…”
The little boss patted his mouth lightly, and said painfully: “Forget it! Twenty is twenty. Since I called it, I have to admit it. Please ask your elder brothers to order more drinks and let me return. Some blood, or I will even have to pay for my wife!”
“Haha~ Let’s be happy if you are refreshed. Let’s have four barrels of draft beer and 20 catties of crayfish…”
A group of people just like picking up a big bargain. They sat down at the folding table in full swing. The mobile booth was next to a large flower bed. A dozen tables were almost full of guests. The taste of this restaurant is certainly not bad.
However, the expressions of the diners were quite weird, as if they were a little gloating in regret, and they were inexplicably surprised at the same time.
Sure enough!
Without waiting for them to eat a few bites, the little boss actually sat back and shouted: “Crayfish! Crayfish! Twenty yuan a catty, a hundred and three catties…”
“Fuck! This profiteer…”
A group of people finally found out that they had been fooled. No wonder his family’s business was so hot. It turned out to be people who were greedy for petty gains and suffered big losses. The size of this crayfish was not worth forty at all.
However, they clearly marked the price. I blamed them for eager to take advantage and didn’t take a closer look. They could only endure the bad breath and continue to chew on the shrimp shells. Their expressions became the same as other people’s expressions. They quickly covered their regrets with boldness. But face must not be lost.
“Twenty dollars! Crayfish is twenty dollars…”
The little boss suddenly got up and raised his voice. There were two little stewardesses in red skirts in front of them, dragging their suitcases along the street. The slim figure and elegant temperament made countless old drivers pay attention, but He caught his attention in the blink of an eye.
“Hey! Can’t go…”
When a male stall owner saw this, he wanted to pity Xiangxiyu, but the proprietress scolded angrily: “Shut up! You dare to break the good things that Zhao Jian has come. If he doesn’t put **** sanitary napkins on your face, he is not Dongjie. First cheap!”
“Boss! What kind of crayfish is 20 yuan…”
After all, the two little stewardesses couldn’t resist the temptation of low prices. The diners shook their heads and sighed, as if the ignorant girl was about to fall into the claws of beasts.
But the little boss actually pointed to the largest plate of crayfish, and said in a moaning manner: “The top little green dragon has the lowest market price of 68 per catty, but I only accept 28 of you today. Don’t ask why. Brother is willful!”
“Yo~ Nothing to show your courtesy, you can steal if you do it…”
A gorgeous little stewardess seemed to be smiling. She saw that this person was about twenty-six or seventeen years old, but he was born with thick eyebrows, big eyes, tall and broad, but there was a cunning underneath his seemingly loyal appearance. Zhiqi, in their jargon, that is-the scum man!
The little boss said sternly: “Don’t hide it! I have the ambition to be a kid
Just to drive a flight attendant…oh no! Flying, so I adore people who fly every day. As long as you can tell me stories about the plane, you will get 50% off for food in the future! “
“Ha~”
The gorgeous flight attendant’s willow eyebrows raised, “I like the way you have never seen the world”, and said in a tone of voice: “Then let’s have a five catties and try it first. If it’s delicious, pack ten catties. Twenty catties, if it doesn’t taste good, let’s not pay a dime!”
“You two, please, throw it on my face if it doesn’t taste good…”
The little boss immediately picked up their suitcases and led them to the flowerbed to sit down.
The diners thought that the little boss had any tricks, but he really took the biggest little green dragon over. The diners almost got into tears. I really never saw such an unprofessional profiteer. I just forgot when I met a beautiful woman. Professional ethics, is this still human?
The little boss brought two more bottles of iced yogurt and put them on the table with a smile: “Please drink, two little fairies, are you going to go to heaven, or are you just going down?”
“Temporary grounding! There is also a skull tower in the United States…”
A delicate young stewardess inserted a yogurt straw and pointed to a projector not far away, which was broadcasting an urgent news…
“The mysterious skull tower reappeared in Los Angeles, USA, covering an area of more than 20,000 square kilometers. It is estimated that more than 10 million people will be trapped. This is the sixth skull tower to appear on a global scale and the second in the United States… “
The little boss didn’t finish reading it and said with contempt: “Isn’t the Yankee quite capable? One moment, Iron Man, and then amazes the little ladies, where are all dead at this time?”
The two women covered their mouths and “pouched” and smiled. The name tag on their chests just shook. The beautiful and refined one is called Zhang Xinyue, and the gorgeous and **** one is called Zhou Miao.
“I can’t blame others for being useless…”
Zhang Xinyue shook her head and said: “The skull tower may not be something on earth. After it appears, it will release a **** cover. The biggest one can cover a small country. No one knows what’s inside. People have come out alive!”
“Two little fairies! Add me a WeChat…”
The little boss doesn’t care about this at all, he took out his mobile phone and smiled eagerly: “My name is Zhao Guanren, my nickname is Alai, and you want to eat in the future, I will send you a WeChat message to the airport, and your little sisters will also be sent to the airport. 50% off the property price!”
“Yo~ you deserve to be a businessman, the routine is so deep…”
Zhou Miao sneered at the yogurt and said with a sneer: “I want our WeChat for a discount, and I want to go to the airport to meet our female colleagues. If we let our boyfriends know about this, we don’t have a brain. You should go and sell crayfish in peace!”
“Hahaha…”
The diners roared with laughter, and finally took the opportunity to ridicule: “People are flight attendants flying to the United States. They are all rich people. Even if your crayfish don’t need money, people won’t look down on you, let alone. You are still a profiteer!”
“Who is a profiteer? What did I **** you…”
Zhao Guanren slapped the table with a slap, but there was a muffled sound in front of him. A bush on the flowerbed disappeared in an instant, and a huge black hole more than two meters wide appeared.
“Let me go! What kind of kung fu do you practice…”
The diners all flashed to the side of the road in shock, and the two little stewardesses also jumped up in shock, but Zhao Guanren also raised his hands and was dumbfounded, staring at the **** hole in the flower bed dumbfounded.
“Someone inside…”
Zhou Miao exclaimed suddenly, and suddenly saw a big hand poking out of the hole, grabbing the weeds by the hole, and it seemed that he wanted to climb up.
“Help people…”
Zhang Xinyue dropped the yogurt and wanted to rush up, but Zhou Miao grabbed her and shouted: “Boss! What are you still doing? If someone happened to your stall, you must be responsible!”
“Just leave me alone, I didn’t dig the pit…”
Zhao Guanren gave her an angry look, but he walked quickly to the flowerbed, but a strong stench came out.
He was shocked to realize that his big hand had rotted very badly, and there was still pus oozing out between the skin and the flesh. When he took a surprised look at the probe, he immediately took a breath.
“Hiss~”
There was a carrion in the cave, and the bones on his face were exposed
Come out, but not only was it biting a steel knife horizontally in its mouth, it was also covered with rusty iron armor, and it was rotten to the pus-filled eye sockets, and it actually blew two clusters of green flames.
“Zombie!!!”
Zhao Guanren exclaimed in shock, and the other party also raised his head and stared at him fiercely, and the two groups of green ghost fires shone brightly again.
Zhao Guanren immediately jumped to the back and shouted, “It’s not good! It’s bombing the grave, whose ancestor has crawled out!”
“What are you yelling, hurry up and pull people up…”
Zhang Xinyue rushed over in desperation. Zhao Guanren squatted down before she could react, but a rotten head happened to jump out of the pit, grabbed her ankle, and slammed her to the ground.
“Ah~”
Zhang Xinyue screamed and realized that it was who’s ancestor’s grave exploded, and her ancestor was still pulling her into the hole with great force. She was so powerful that she couldn’t resist it.
“Let her go…”
Zhao Guanren hurriedly rushed over and grabbed Zhang Xinyue, kicked the opponent’s rotten ghost face, and the opponent’s head fell straight back, but there was no sound of a heavy object falling from the hole.
“Get up…”
Zhao Guanren hurriedly touched a brick, and quickly climbed to the entrance of the hole to make another knife, but when he looked into the hole, the whole scalp was numb all at once.
The black lacquered pit is so deep that it becomes wider and wider as it goes down, but underneath is a pair of eyeballs with wildfire, squeezed together to count, like The light sticks at the concert were densely packed.
“Heaven…”
Zhang Xinyue was also stunned when she climbed over. She first saw countless dense ghost fires, and then realized that there were all zombies underneath. They were pouring up like maggots, and many of them had already climbed to the entrance of the cave.
“Bang~”
Zhao Guanren smashed the slab down abruptly, pulled Zhang Xinyue and turned his head and ran away, but a drunk diner ran over again and looked into the hole curiously.
“Don’t!!!”
Zhao Guanren hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull him, but when he heard a “poof”, a rusty steel knife suddenly pierced out, right at the front door of the diners, and pierced the back of his head.
“Ah…”
Zhang Xinyue screamed hysterically, and blood almost splashed on her face. Zhao Guanren hurriedly pulled her up and ran away, yelling incoherently: “Quickly stiff! Run away with a corpse! Beat the demon and demon spirit!” “
“Help…”
Who knows that they just jumped from the flower bed, the whole food court was messed up together, and the crowd was smashing around like bombing nests, you pushed me and screamed, and even the house collapsed. Going down, a big hole of horror like a beast’s mouth was exposed.
“Ah…”
A scream of miserable screams continued to sound, and **** holes appeared everywhere. Either someone suddenly fell down, or a zombie in iron armor climbed up, grabbed a steel knife and slashed at someone. , The screams and cries almost resounded through the world.
“Run!”
Zhao Guanren kicked over the whole plate of crayfish, and the dumbfounded boy reacted and ran away with them in a panic.
“Boom boom boom…”
But the ground trembled violently at this moment. Not only did they stagger, but the house was shaking violently, which was more exciting than standing on a spring dance floor.
“Skull Tower! It’s the Skull Tower…”
The two flight attendants suddenly lost their color, and they saw the direction of the city center from a distance. A huge white object was rumbling out, like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which plunged straight into the sky, with hundreds of floors. high.
The tower is full of layers of skulls, crystal clear as if made of jade, but the black holes in the eye sockets are densely packed, and the gloomy feeling is like cold air, making almost everyone horrified.
“It’s over! There really is a skull tower…”
Zhao Guanren shivered in horror. He was just watching the jokes of foreigners. Who knew it was his turn in a blink of an eye…
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