“Hello, I’m Meng Yang. I was captured by a monster in another world, and I need you to save me. As long as you text back with the letter Y, I can let you go through a time-travel. The stallion opens the harem, the farmer pushes the other world, the king dominates, the immortals level up, only you can’t think of it, there’s no way you can’t do it, join in quickly, unsubscribe back to T.”
In a fly restaurant less than 20 meters away, the thirty-five-year-old single dog owner and chef hurriedly wiped his greasy right hand on the apron on his chest, picked up a black yo smartphone glanced.
“What kind of broken cell phone, no spam text message blocking, and still traveling through a different world, why don’t you say that you are Qin Shi Huang, wouldn’t it be better if you still have 100 tons of gold to be dug up?!” Seeing the content of the text message, the single dog The owner and chef couldn’t help but curse.
He recently flirted with a little girl who often came to the restaurant for dinner. After he added to WeChat, he was chatting awkwardly with people based on his experience in posting bars, browsing forums and watching various live short videos over the years. When a guest cooks a dish, as long as the phone rings a little, he will be nervous.
Originally thought that the other party had just returned the message, but it turned out to be a spam text message. He really wanted to complain, what kind of uncle and aunt did he really think he was, “I, Qin Shihuang, make money!” Such a popular joke, He has watched several extended versions.
The world is getting worse, and now even the jokes have developed into the spam SMS business, and they also reply with the letter Y, unsubscribe and return to T, back to you!
“Boss, hurry up with the fried clams that the guests want!” came the voice of a temporary worker outside.
“Got it!”
The owner and chef of the single dog shop agreed, clicked on WeChat and saw that he had sent a large series of messages and still had not responded, and threw the phone back to the chopping board in frustration. With a long sigh, he licked the dog until he had nothing left!
At the same time, in a certain office building, an office with a technology company’s signboard, the sound of crackling on the keyboard can be heard incessantly.
A certain yard farmer has black bags under his eyes that are bigger than his 500-degree lenses, and he is fully devoted to the great cause of “moving bricks”.
The charging fruit phone beside him ding-dong sounded, and the code farmer just glanced at the lit screen and continued his great business of moving bricks.
As long as he sees such a large string of text messages, he will know that it is not an online store promotion, or a casino gambling news. The fruit machine does not intercept text messages, and it does not receive three or five spam text messages a day. You are embarrassed to say it. Live in the Internet age. Besides, besides these, single dogs can have any important news.
“Nervousness!”
A certain girl who was running at night with a wireless earphone also heard the sound of a text message coming from her earphone. She stopped and took a look at the mobile phone on her arm bag. She muttered silently, and then said again. Continue to trot along the established route.
A boy who was busy eating chicken in an Internet cafe, but the screen of his mobile phone turned on, but he didn’t notice him at all.
…
“The Summoning Contract has been randomly sent to 5,000 people in the Summoner’s world…”
In the dark and damp wooden cage in the cave, Meng Yang quietly waited for the feedback from the summoned elves.
“I only have five summoning seats, five thousand people, and a one-thousandth probability should be enough.”
Meng Yang has already learned a little bit of information from the summoning elves. Summoners can summon existences in other worlds only by concluding contracts.
The price of the abyss demon summoned by the previous summoners must be stated in the contract. This price includes energy, spiritual power, soul, etc., and Meng Yang knows that no one in the real world will If you want these things, but if you want to go on a trip to another world, maybe someone will be tempted.
And he is very confident in the text messages he wrote, the content is second, mainly according to his settings, as long as the person who receives the text message, whether it is reply Y to agree, or reply T to unsubscribe, it is considered to agree and He signed the contract, and the summon was established.
As time passed, the pig-headed man outside the prison turned over, making Meng Yang’s hair stand up in fright.
The old man in the cell next to him said that the pig-headed man would have to sleep for a day when he was full, but according to the size of the monster, no one could guarantee that he might not be full, or that he might need a late-night snack.
At least, Meng Yang felt that compared to the old man in the wooden cage next to him, he was still very competitive in serving as food.
I don’t know how long I waited, but Meng Yang only felt that the summoning spirit from the sea of consciousness suddenly issued a ding reminder, and he hurriedly focused his attention on the summoning spirit.
“No one responded to this summoning contract, no one responded, no one responded…”
The summoned spirit responded.
“Isn’t it! 5,000 people don’t even believe that one? Besides, not even one unsubscribed?”
After receiving this feedback, Meng Yang was speechless for a while.
Not to mention whether anyone believes the text messages he sent, it is normal for ordinary people to unsubscribe when they see spam text messages. Why are they so lazy? The unlimited memory of the mobile phone is amazing, so I can receive spam text messages with peace of mind.
“It must be those casinos and fraudulent text messages that ruined the trust between people.” Meng Yang slandered in his heart, and the fire in his heart was like a basin of cold water was poured on his head.
“It seems that texting is out of fashion!”
Meng Yang felt melancholy~IndoMTL.com~ If no one answered his call to rescue him, he felt that at most tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, he might fall into the mouth of that monster.
There is no one else who has been reduced to this level!
“What should I do if I’m swollen? I should use another method to summon, which is more secretive and more interesting.”
Meng Yang’s mind turned quickly, and he suddenly raised his head and asked the ball of light that appeared in his sea of consciousness: “Summoning elves, as long as the original world rules do not rebound, I can sign a contract summoning in any way?”
“Yes!”
“Then if the people I summoned die here, will they die in the real world?” Meng Yang continued to ask.
“No. As long as the summoner exists, the summoned object will not die, and the summoned object can be resurrected at any time.”
“What if I die?” Meng Yang asked.
“When the summoner dies, the summoned objects will return to the original world.” The summoning spirit replied.
Meng Yang patted his forehead, showing a stunned look, “I’m not opening it the right way!”
If he used some text message to fool people, he couldn’t explain it, infinite horror? uh… that seems to work.
However… Meng Yang now feels that he has a better choice.
“Since it won’t die, it’s not a game, but I’m just that login.”
Meng Yang clasped his hands and laughed, regained his energy, and shouted at the light ball: “Come, come, Qiuqiu, let’s change the way, this time I will definitely be able to summon someone, you first give me the world where I belonged. Build a game website, the kind that needs to be reviewed, and then… pop-up window, pop-up window, um, let me think about the game name and copywriting!”
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