I Became the Ultimate Boss Chapter 3: Weird way of eating

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   A woman in her thirties stood downstairs with her hair tied to the right, with a wife’s hairstyle.

   Holding a spray bottle of disinfectant in her hand, she kept spraying the road surface, and the small spout made a strange noise.

   噗噗噗噗.

  The lady of the convenience store was doing disinfection work at the door. When she turned and looked up, she happened to see Kemeng leaning against the window on the second floor.

   “Ke always gets up so early.” The wife smiled softly.

   On the horizon, the sun jumps out of the thick clouds, the sunlight penetrates the thin clouds, and the sky becomes extra pure.

  The city cast by the steel forest is illuminated by the golden morning sun, and the light spreads all the way to the rear from the distant streets.

Mrs.   ’s shadow was clearly reflected, and several tentacles stretched out on the ground.

   Kemeng blinked, and his wife still stood there gently, smiling at him, the shadow unchanged.

   He should be dazzled.

   At this time, a petite girl sprang out, wearing a loose T-shirt with a small octopus pattern. When she shook her head, the little pony tail behind her shook.

   She smiled and shook her little hand, her eyes under her bangs were pure and bright, and she wore a mask and cried out, “Good morning Amon!”

   “Morning.” Kemeng leaned against the window and said, “I woke up early today, do you have any fish here?”

   “Yes, if you want to eat, I’ll give it to you, no money.” The lady boss smiled.

   Kemeng is her landlord, it is not difficult to send two packets of dried fish.

   “Don’t be so polite, I’ll just buy a pack and try it.”

   Kemeng is about to go downstairs, the daughter of the owner of the convenience store offered to ask: “Brother Amen, I will give it to you.”

   “Thank you.” Kemun heard that someone brought it up, so he stopped going down.

   The sun shines on the girl’s face, and she smiles happily, but the mask hides her smile.

   “Pancake fruit and soy milk, too.” Kemeng saw the trolley just launched downstairs with soy milk, fried dough sticks and pancake fruit on it.

   “Good!”

  The girl quickly packed the soy milk and fried dough sticks.

   Kemeng directly transfers the money to the other party on WeChat, and then waits for the other party to put breakfast and dried fish at the door.

  He is the landlord of this building. Under his name, he has two four-storey properties. Among them, the third and fourth floors are rented out, the first floor is rented out to others as a shop, and the other property is in his hometown.

   Even if he doesn’t look for a job, his little life is very moist.

   Kemeng lived on the second floor, and soon there was a booming sound from the door.

   Chen Momo’s lively voice resounded outside the door: “Open the door!”

   Kemeng opened the door wearing a mask, and saw the girl holding a small bag, looking at Kemeng’s back, there was nothing.

   “What are you looking at?” Kemeng asked in confusion.

   “I didn’t see anything.”

   The girl shook her head, and the ponytail behind her shook.

   Kemeng saw Chen Momo’s new hair accessory. It was a hairpin clipped to his hair, which looked like a red Q version of a small octopus.

  ”New hair accessory?” Kemeng pointed to the Q version of the hair accessory on the girl’s head.

   “Right, cute?” Chen Momo stared at Kemeng, showing off to him with joy.

   “Well, it’s cute,” Kemon commented.

  The girl left happily, and jogged downstairs.

   Back to the bedroom, the big-faced cat still squatted in the cat’s basin, without changing its body orientation, its face still staring at the camera.

   There are two bags of dried fish, pancake fruit and soy milk in the small bag.

   Kemeng squatted down, tore open the dried fish bag, took out a piece of dried fish, and handed it to the mouth of the big-faced cat.

   I heard that in addition to cat food, cats also eat meat, milk, bread and other things.

   Kemeng has never raised a cat, but I want this big-faced cat to be different from ordinary cats. This cat can survive by eating a small piece of dried fish a day. There may be a mysterious power to maintain the body’s energy supply and demand. The dried fish is just the surface need.

   The dried fish was handed to his mouth, but the big-faced cat’s mouth did not move.

  , pass it a little deeper, and poke the dried fish head into the cat’s mouth with very light resistance and easily insert it into the cat’s mouth.

   After this step, the big-faced cat still has a fixed expression, without any reaction.

   “Will you die?”

   Kemeng tried to push the dried fish deeper. The dried fish seemed to go into the change hole of the vending machine, and then went in a little more, and then disappeared.

   Kemeng blinked. He didn’t see how the other person was eating just now, so he fed another dried fish.

   As soon as half of the fish tail entered his mouth, Kemeng took out the fish tail immediately. Only the tail of the dried fish was left. The fish head and the fish at the end of the mouth disappeared without a trace.

   “Fuck!”

   Kemeng did not expect the process of feeding the cat to be so frightening.

   Where is eating? It even skips the process of eating. Its mouth is like the slot of a coin machine, and the dried fish disappears when it is put in the mouth.

   stepped back and stared at the big-faced cat for half a minute, and saw that it was still so stupid, his expression was fixed, and he showed no malicious tendency.

   Maybe you misunderstood it?

   Kemeng turned back to the kitchen to take a pair of chopsticks, picked up the remaining half of the fish tail with the chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, and then dragged the chopsticks out of his mouth.

   The dried fish disappeared, and the wooden chopsticks are intact.

  According to the strange feeding knowledge that the big-faced cat instilled in Kemon, it does not need to **** or pee, and a small piece of dried fish is enough a day.

   People in Maolian Village usually feed it like this, and there is no malnutrition or physical breakdown.

   Kemeng put the bag of dried fish aside, checked the video recorded by the camera frame by frame, and analyzed the feeding process.

   In the camera shooting, the middle section of the dried fish entering the mouth happened to be covered by the black shadow. The dividing line disappeared after the dried fish entered the mouth, but the wooden chopsticks did not disappear.

   Kemeng opens the small notebook and records with a pen:

  ”When feeding, the dried fish disappeared and the wooden chopsticks are still there. Does this mean that the big-faced cat does not eat wooden objects?”

   “The expression is fixed because it stops thinking.”

  ”When there is something strange around you, looking at it in the eyes for fifteen seconds can increase strange knowledge. This is the key point. Circle it.”

  ”The safety of Big Face Cat is temporarily listed as suspected safety.”

  This is his small habit of remembering things. Whenever he is interested in something, he will habitually analyze and record it.

   Kemeng turned the notebook forward, and he could see the various analysis records he had done before.

  For example:

  ”Is it possible to use a mobile phone battery to make a fire in the wild~IndoMTL.com~? It is possible! Set a haystack on fire, and finally use a fire extinguisher to extinguish the fire safely.”

  ”Is the “quantum wave reading method” posted on the Internet true? fake! After turning over it for a long time, I didn’t remember a word. “

  ”Is the pen fairy game real? Fake! Human manipulation!”

   contains a series of analysis records, most of which are trivial things. He feels that this record can be classified as a great reward for human confusing behavior.

   As time passed quietly, he remembered one thing.

  This cat comes from another world. Will it carry other world germs and the like?

   But it’s useless to think of it now. The big-faced cat has been in the house from the moment he woke up. It is useless to prevent it. If there is a germ, it must have penetrated into his body.

   Kemeng decided to stay at home for a period of time.

  Recently due to the pneumonia epidemic, home isolation is quite normal.

   But his city has started to work one after another, and people can wear masks to work on the street or eat something.

   The mother and daughter also wore masks when they were working downstairs. The measures to be taken have been implemented, and I hope they will do nothing.

  If you want to, Kemeng added one more record to the notebook:

  ”The big-faced cat may carry other world bacteria, so it will be isolated at home for a period of time.”

   Then he thought of the girl downstairs and her mother again, and added a note to his notebook: “Pay attention to the health of the tenants downstairs.”

  How to follow the method? Of course, I use QQ to ask if there are signs of discomfort.

   But it’s too early now, so I will ask again in the evening, and then once a day.

  Kemona paper roll patted the silly cat on the head, “Can you talk?”

  

       

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