“Are you Miao Miaosheng?” Tang Tianyuan gave her a disdainful look, “Grow your beard first, then pretend to be Miao Miaosheng.”
“…”
Tan Lingyin was confused, “Why does Miao Miaosheng have to grow a beard?”
“Because…” Tang Tianyuan choked, embarrassed to say that the Miao Miaosheng he had come up with was a wretched old man with a full beard, he bent his index finger to cover the corners of his lips, and said, “Miao Miaosheng at least It must be a man.”
“Stupid, stupid.” Tan Lingyin shook her fingers and sighed.
It’s really fresh. He, Tang Tianyuan, is a famous talent in the world, and he was appointed as the third flower in front of the palace, and sometimes he was called stupid. Tang Tianyuan snorted coldly and said nothing.
Tan Lingyin asked, “I ask you, what is the word ‘miao’ split?”
“Girl?”
“That’s right,” Tan Lingyin snapped her fingers and pointed at herself, “so, Miao Miaosheng is actually a girl.”
“…Even if Miaomiaosheng is a girl, you are not a girl,” Tang Tianyuan glanced at her with a look of disgust, “eldest sister.”
Tan Lingyin knew that he was deliberately angry with her, but she was not angry, she nodded with a smile, “You are willing to recognize me as my little brother, I will naturally not refuse.”
Tang Tianyuan is not good at arguing with others, his face is cold, “I will ask you one last time, where is Miao Miaosheng?”
“Since you admire Miao Miaosheng so much, you must have bought the book she wrote and printed, right?”
“Cough… I’ve seen it.”
“So, can you recognize Miao Miaosheng’s seal?” Tan Lingyin said, took out a thumb-sized seal and threw it to Tang Tianyuan.
Tang Tianyuan caught it, took it in his hand and looked at it carefully, the more he looked, the more surprised he became. This seal is indeed wonderful.
He narrowed his eyes and his eyes became colder, “Are you really Miao Miaosheng?”
Tan Lingyin was still immersed in the feeling of being admired by the magistrate. She didn’t notice the change in his mood. She nodded heavily, “If you don’t believe it, I can still write it for you.”
“No need.” Tang Tianyuan suddenly put both hands around Tan Lingyin’s front, lifting her feet off the ground. His face was extremely fierce, and it shocked the other three on the spot.
Tan Lingyin is within the frontal attack range of this fierce aura, and the distance is too close. The tip of her nose almost touched the tip of his nose, and she saw that his eyes seemed to be burning with anger, and he wanted to burn her to ashes. This is the legend of hate because of love, she can be seen. Tan Lingyin didn’t know whether to be proud or afraid.
“Don’t get excited,” she stammered, “I know you admire me so much…”
“I admire your uncle!” The well-mannered son burst into foul language.
“Why are you like this?” Tan Lingyin felt that he was very unreasonable, with all the idols in front of him, why didn’t he pay attention to his words. Moreover, she was being carried by him, and her clothes were tightly strangling her body, making it difficult for her to breathe.
He had no choice but to shout, “Help! Indecent assault!”
This move worked so well that Tang Tianyuan immediately put her down. He took out his handkerchief and wiped his hands, while looking at Tan Lingyin with disgust, he sneered, “Indecent assault on you? Am I blind or stupid?”
The two yamen can’t listen anymore. It’s too rude to say this. Anyway, save some face for the girl. And the girl is very beautiful, why does the county magistrate dislike others?
Tan Lingyin put one hand on her hip and clapped her chest with the other. She coughed a few times before she could breathe. She felt that she might have encountered a pervert today.
“Miao Miaosheng, we need to talk.”
Tan Lingyin felt that no matter what he wanted to talk about, she had to ensure her own personal safety first, so she hugged the door frame again, “Okay, my lord, let’s talk here. You have something to say.” Here At any rate, there are two kind-hearted yamen onlookers, and this pervert and pervert should not be able to do anything to her.
Tang Tianyuan said bluntly, “I heard that you want to write a Longyang novel recently?”
“Ha ha ha, you want to see it, right?”
“You stop talking nonsense.”
“You don’t have to worry, I understand,” Tan Lingyin reached out to pat him on the shoulder, but he turned sideways to avoid it, she retracted her hand nonchalantly and smiled, “There are many people who want me to write Longyang novels, originally I was I didn’t plan to write it. But if you begged me so sincerely, my lord, I’ll just reluctantly uuuuuuuuu…?”
Because she spoke too fast, Tang Tianyuan didn’t have time to stop her, so she covered her mouth in a hurry. He gritted his teeth and said, “I just want to tell you, please don’t write Longyang novels.”
Tan Lingyin blinked, but no one had made such a request to her.
“Otherwise, I will make your life worse than death.” Tang Tianyuan made a powerful threat.
Tan Lingyin blinked again, not writing if she didn’t. She didn’t really want to write.
Tang Tianyuan put down his hand, “Do you agree?”
Tan Lingyin thought about it for a while, why not take the opportunity to gain some benefits, so she said, “I have a condition.”
“Say.”
“I want to be a master.”
“…good.”
Tan Ling’s music jumped three feet high, “Thank you, my lord! I’ll move things right away!”
“Moving stuff?”
“Yeah, don’t I want to live in the county office?”
Tang Tianyuan hurriedly stopped her, “No, don’t bother. It’s the same wherever you live.”
“No trouble, no trouble, I’ll move in today.”
Tang Tianyuan had no choice but to pull his face down, “Don’t move.”
“Why?” Tan Lingyin was a little aggrieved.
Seeing this, the two yamen also looked at the county magistrate condemningly for Tan Lingyin.
“Forget it, you can do whatever you want.” Keeping Miao Miaosheng under her nose can also facilitate monitoring to prevent her from writing random things, which is an advantage. Tang Tianyuan thought feebly.
***
The county yamen is divided into the outer yamen and the inner yamen.
The foreign yamen is where official business is handled. To enter the gate, you must first pass through a ya office. After passing the second gate, you can see the majestic lobby after a short walk. This is the place where the county magistrate sits in the hall. On both sides of the hall are the money and grain depots and weapons depots, as well as the six chambers of officials, households, rituals, workers, punishments and soldiers, which are in charge of various affairs of the county. Bypassing the lobby and passing through a concierge, there is the second hall, also called “Retreat Hall”, which means retreat and make up for the past. The second hall is the place where the county magistrate works on a daily basis, and some civil cases are also handled here.
After the second hall, there is the inner yamen, which is mainly the living place of county officials and their subordinates.
Tan Lingyin held a box by herself and led a few people all the way to the South Study Room in the Nei Yali. The few people behind her are the owners and guys of the Gutang Bookstore. Today, she arrested the strong man and came to help her move together. The two yamen who helped her in the morning saw this and took the initiative to help. Tan Lingyin is a familiar one. From the gate to the south study, it’s not too far away, and she’s already familiar with two yamen.
The two yamen, one named Zhao Xiaoliu and the other named Li Dawang, do not know what kind of high expectations the latter’s parents have placed on him. Tan Lingyin called them “little brother” and “big brother”. Seeing that this little master is so humble, the two are more optimistic about her.
Tang Tianyuan stood on the corridor, watching from a distance Tan Lingyin and a group of people moving house in a mighty way, and talking and laughing, he always felt that this time he had brought a calamity. Tang Tianyuan thought it was unbelievable that Tan Lingyin became Miao Miaosheng at first, but then he thought, who stipulated that Miao Miaosheng must be a male pervert? It can also be a female pervert, and Tan Lingyin’s madness that makes people hate seeing it has a subtle match with Miao Miaosheng’s book. Before Tang Tianyuan went south, he planned to find Miao Miaosheng and reason with her. Now that he met such a crazy woman, he found that he couldn’t reason calmly, and the only thing he wanted to do was to repair Miao Miaosheng.
Anyway, she’s under his nose now, and one day, he’ll fix her well.
Gossip and gossip. Besides, Tan Lingyin was very excited when she checked into the county government office. She couldn’t hold back that day and wanted to find out more about the county government office.
Ordinary people hide money, they always like to dig a hole in their own yard to bury it, or get a secret darkroom indoors or something. Even if you don’t hide at home, there will always be some clues at home.
In short, the most worthy of investigation is the place where the dead ghost county magistrate lived.
Unfortunately, this new county magistrate does not shy away from the dead people who lived there, and still live there.
It’s a separate yard. A wall is built, and a moon gate separates it from the outside world. Tan Lingyin stared outside the Moon Gate for a while, and was stared at by the magistrate’s arrow-like gaze. She touched her nose and walked away as if nothing had happened.
It seems that the county magistrate is very cautious about her, and Tan Lingyin is a little worried.
You can’t watch it during the day, only at night. Tan Lingyin had dinner and waited for a while, guessing that the county magistrate should also go to bed, she couldn’t wait for the dead of night, so she went out.
Tonight is fifteen, and the moonlight outside is like water, so it’s hard to wear night clothes, so Tan Lingyin only wears white clothes. She was afraid of being caught as a thief, so she thought of an idea and scribbled her face. Two big dark circles under her eyes and a **** mouth, so that even if someone sees her, the other party will only think she is a ghost, and she will be frightened.
The county magistrate’s small courtyard has been locked, so Tan Lingyin has no choice but to climb over the wall. Although the wall was not high, she struggled to turn it over, and fell on the top of the wall accidentally.
Boom!
In the courtyard, Tang Tianyuan was startled and looked towards the wall following the sound, and saw a white figure on the ground slowly get up, rubbing his butt.
Tang Tianyuan: “…”
He’s not an inch away now…
Due to the hot weather in recent days, Tang Tianyuan lived alone in such a courtyard, so he had no scruples. He likes to be in the courtyard when he takes a bath at night, so it is cooler. In this courtyard, Qushui is drawn, and there is a small pond of lotus flowers. At night, standing next to the rockery, smelling the fragrance of lotus, take a cool bath to cool off from the heat and fatigue.
Who would have thought that someone had the audacity to come over the wall at the yamen gate. Moreover, looking at the clumsy appearance, it is estimated that he is not even qualified to be a thief.
Tang Tianyuan was a little puzzled. When the man in white turned around, he was shocked.
Is this… a ghost?
It’s too ugly…
Because he was too shocked, Tang Tianyuan forgot to react for a while, and saw the female ghost—judging from the hairstyle, it should be a female ghost—walking over. She opened her hands and tiptoed, her mouth grinned slightly, revealing her little white teeth, which contrasted sharply with the **** mouth.
Tang Tianyuan always felt like she was kinky-laughs. His heart was fluttering, not because he was afraid, but… He silently pulled the towel aside and wrapped it around his waist. If he was molested by a woman once or twice, he would recognize it. If he was molested by a female ghost again, and he was still such an ugly ghost, then he might as well die.
The female ghost walked out of the shadows cast by the walls and trees, and Tang Tianyuan saw her shadow in the moonlight.
Really stupid, Tang Tianyuan held his forehead, somewhat despising himself. He has never believed that there are ghosts in this world, why is he confused now. Although it looks terrifying, it is still a person, and they just have special makeup.
Tang Tianyuan didn’t understand. Why would there be a girl who painted herself ugly and sneaked into the county magistrate’s yard at night?
And, seeing a naked* man, you’re not shy at all? Still **** – laughing and moving on?
Don’t be a female flower thief, are you?
…To pick flowers with makeup like this can indeed achieve the purpose of torturing men.
Of course, there is another possibility of not being shy: the girl never saw him.
It’s only possible that he can’t be seen from so close.
Tan Lingyin really didn’t see him. Tang Tianyuan stood beside the rockery and blended in the moonlight with the rockery. If he didn’t pay attention to it, it would be difficult to identify it, not to mention Tan Lingyin’s eyesight was not good. Seeing that the room was lit by candlelight, she wanted to see what the county magistrate was doing first, so as to facilitate the next action, so she didn’t pay attention to the rockery at all. When she walked to the side of the rockery, she unconsciously helped the “rockery”, but she didn’t know that the tentacle was not the coldness of the rockery, but…the fabric?
Tan Lingyin was astonished and pulled the fabric unconsciously. Just as she was about to pull it off, the fabric was pulled back again. She felt even more strange, squinting to see that this was a person’s waist at all.
Tan Lingyin was shocked immediately, could it be that the rockery has become an essence?
She dared to look up and saw the face of the county magistrate.
“Ooooooo!!!” Tan Lingyin screamed and ran away. Because the magistrate was naked, in order to express her restraint, Tan Lingyin covered her eyes with her hands and turned and ran away. She was already blind, and covering her eyes was even more blind than blind. She ran out not far like a headless fly, hit a tree at once, jumped out quickly, and fell to the ground.
Tang Tianyuan: “…”
He walked over, squatted down and looked carefully at the fainted person on the ground, sure that it was Tan Lingyin. He held his forehead and shook his head weakly.
How much sun and moon essence must be absorbed to grow into such a wonderful flower.
Tang Tianyuan went back and got dressed, walked back, dragged Tan Lingyin’s back collar all the way out the door, and threw it at the gate. He wasn’t worried that someone would take the opportunity to molest her—if he encounters such an ugly person, let alone a person, even a ghost can’t be overcome.