Monday, May 20, 2019.
The spring and summer solstice.
This season, the temperature difference between day and night of Jiangnan district becomes very large. In the daytime, he wore pants and became a hot dog; at night, he had to shrink into a quilt to freeze into a cold bird.
Jiangnan University Campus.
At 2:13 in the afternoon, this is the time for Correct students to go to class. Song Shuhang stayed in the dormitory alone, and the computer desk was pulled to the bed so that he could view watching movie in various postures.
Song Shuhang has no hobby of skipping classes. — was sweltering at midnight last night. In his sleep, he used a trick ‘Twin Dragon Emerging From The Seas’ to kick the quilt. In the middle of the night, the temperature dropped sharply. from top to bottom only had a pair of small pants, Song Shuhang, and he was suddenly forced. In his sleep, his hands were groping on the bed, searching and looking, but he could not touch the quilt. In the end, it only shrank into a skin-like shrimp shape, shivering in the midnight cold wind.
When morning sun rises, Song Shuhang has become a member of the seasonal cold army.
Roommate already took a leave for him today.
Then he ate medicine for colds and fell asleep until now.
His fever has faded, and his body is still a little bit weak. Such status will go to class at unable. Therefore, he can only stay alone in the dormitory watching movie.
On the screen, the movie’s playback progress bar advances slowly. But the content of the movie, Song Shuhang, didn’t see it at all.
“Is the effect not over yet, so sleepy.” He yawned, feeling a bit heavy on his eyelids.
‘dī dī dī ~’ At this point, the chat software in the lower right corner of the computer is beating.
Here are some tips for adding him as a friend or joining a group.
“Who added me?” Song Shuhang murmured. He reached for lightly in the lower right corner of the touch screen of the computer, and a message popped up.
[True Monarch Yellow Mountain (** * * * * *) has requested to add you as a 『friend』. ] additional message: None.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain? who ah, this strange nickname?
“Is this a classmate?” Song Shuhang secretly thought, I can’t help thinking of the guys in the class who were obviously already in college but still in their youth fantasy period. If they were, they would indeed have such strange nicknames.
Thinking of it, he ordered 『Accept』.
immediately afterwards, another system message pops up.
[True Monarch Yellow Mountain has invited you to join the chat group ‘Nine Provinces (1) Group’, 『Accept』『Deny』? ]
Song Shuhang continued to agree.
‘Mountain of Books’ Huge Pressure’ agreed to join ‘Nine Provinces (1) Group’.
[You have agreed to join the group, say hello to the group members! ] Also comes with a system smiley.
nowadays chat tools are becoming more and more user-friendly.
After a series of prompts pops up, Song Shuhang has closed the prompts and the group chat window —. He is now drowsy. How can I have energy to control what groups I add?
Anyway, his group chat settings has always been ‘do not notify new posts, only show numbers unread’. The chat in the group will not bother him, but only display the number of chats after the group.
When he is awake, he can go over chat log, and then he will know what group he joined, and the chat log of the group members will not be lost.
Eyes are getting heavier …
The movie progress bar is still tenaciously moving forward, but Song Shuhang’s consciousness is getting more blurred.
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In Nine Provinces (1) Group, after seeing newbie join, there are lurker members in the group taking the lead.
Loose Practitioner North River: “Did True Monarch Yellow Mountain add a new fellow daoist to come in? already hasn’t added newbie for more than a year, right?”
Another id ‘Su Clan’s The Seventh’ quickly responded: “A new fellow daoist? Which district is fellow daoist China? In which immortal residence cultivation? Where is Dao name? cultivation base several stages?”
This series of questions, always feel something is wrong?
Almost at the same time, the id pops up with a message of Mad Sabre Three Waves’: “New fellow daoist gender? Is it a fairy? If yes, report to the surroundings and highlight a picture!”
Seeing Su Clan’s The Seventh and Mad Sabre Three Waves’ news, several people in the group corner of the mouth twitched.
“Brother Three Waves, do you really belong to the goldfish?” Loose Practitioner North River sighed: “You can stop seeking death, what if True Monarch Yellow Mountain adds a senior to come in?”
Three Waves this guy is all good, affectionate and true, helpful, so the popularity not bad — is usually like to talk about flowers, and the first hand is deadly.
This guy’s lucky value is low and makes people furious. Every time I can’t help but seeking death, the senior is always offended. These seniors with idle eggs are worried and have no fun, naturally they are happy to toss Mad Sabre Three Waves this fun to come to the door.
“Begging, don’t mention the word” predecessor “, this Majesty has a shadow in his heart.” Mad Sabre Three Waves issued a row of “tears”.
Four years ago, he broke this mouth and offended a beautiful ‘predecessor’, and was tortured … the predecessor tossed him for a whole year and four months. You heard me right, it was a whole year and four months! Thinking of those inhuman years, his eyes were wet.
Three Waves just said this, and the group popped up naughty smile emoji — one after another without any concealment.
There are eight people in the group showing online status, six of them simultaneously pop up and brush a row of smiling faces.
“You guys, gloating, this Majesty remembers each of you, don’t let this Majesty meet you, otherwise you must let you taste the this Majesty Seventy Two Paths of the Rapid Sabre experience!” Mad Sabre Three Waves hated. He is very confident in his fast knife. Of the six guys from bad smile just now, none of duel was his opponent.
Mad Sabre Three Waves just finished.
Another naughty smile emoji was popped up in the group, which is Su Clan’s The Seventh’s.
Then Su Clan’s The Seventh is excitedly said: “When is duel?”
Obviously, Su Clan’s The Seventh didn’t mean gloat —, he just wanted to find a dried man.
“…” Mad Sabre Three Waves withered immediately.
Because he can’t beat The Seventh!
His deep cultivation base has reached Fifth Stage Spirit Sovereign late stage realm, which is only two steps away from Sixth Stage Spirit Monarch, but he cannot beat The Seventh.
He has seventy-two sabre techniques in one hand, fast and fierce, and movement technique with as fast as lightning, but he can’t beat The Seventh.
He is known as Mad Sabre, and even afraid of himself when he is crazy, but he can’t beat The Seventh!
When people in the group saw Three Waves wilting, they were a series of unscrupulous smiley faces.
“…” This time, Mad Sabre Three Waves could only send a colon dejectively.
People in the group have been arguing for a long time, but they didn’t see the sound of newbie, has some doubts.
“No sound from the new fellow daoist?” Loose Practitioner North River quietly asked.
Unfortunately, because of the efficacy of medicine for colds, Song Shuhang already entered the half-sleeping status again.
At this time, Su Clan’s The Seventh was happy to send a message again: “I looked at it, the new fellow daoist is called ‘Mountain of Books’ Huge Pressure’. Have you heard of this master of Dao name’s? This Dao name sounds like Ru Gate’s ascetic? Really looking forward Over the years, Ru Gate’s ascetic has been living in a deep place, and I can’t find it. I have n’t beaten them with already for nearly a century! In retrospect, Ru Gate’s ascetic is even better than Buddhism. And when you are in the mood, you will be heroic and barbaric, it will be great! I love hitting them the most.
“The Seventh, I said, do you always expect to play the new fellow daoist’s with good or bad?” Mad Sabre Three Waves sent a crying emoji. Is this simply a bully behavior? !!
“Eh.” Su Clan’s The Seventh is a little embarrassed.
Loose Practitioner North River bad smile said: “Will it be another‘ predecessor ’who does n’t use chat tools?”
He said that everyone felt that the scene was very immediate.
Yes, about the same seemed to have a predecessor who had been out of customs for more than a hundred years four years ago. He also got into the chat software and was joined by True Monarch Yellow Mountain. But he didn’t speak because he couldn’t type.
Then, a guy named Mad Sabre Three Waves’ was very happy to make a fuss in front of the senior, and asked the senior to report around, and asked her to send a photo, voice chat and so on.
Then … Within a few days, Mad Sabre Three Waves saw the senior with his own eyes. It was a beautiful predecessor, as bright as the moon in the night sky.
Then, the beautiful predecessor tossed Mad Sabre Three Waves for a whole year and four months before leaving contentedly.
Mad Sabre Three Waves immediately knelt.
“Yellow Mountain?” At this time, an id called “Medicine Master” spoke.
A brief message from unfathomable mystery, no end.
Fortunately, people in the group have been used to the short chat habits of Medicine Master —. He was asking where is the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain person?
The short speech is not the noble character cold and proud of Medicine Master, but because he uses two-finger zen and handwriting for typing, the speed is slow. It is also easy to make mistakes when there are many words, and it is extremely painful to delete and write. So Medicine Master can be used to speaking as short as possible. Over time, it became the a man of few words communication method of today.
“He immediately added offline after adding people. I heard that his baby great monster dog was down again running away from home, and True Monarch Yellow Mountain went after it. It was not easy to deal with that baby great monster dog. Now True Monarch must be very busy and can go online to add It’s rare for people to find time. “Loose Practitioner North River replied.
“…” Medicine Master.
“That can only wait until the new fellow daoist learns to use the chat tool.” Su Clan’s The Seventh sighed. They are preconceived and think that newly joined are also fellows.
No response from the new fellow daoist. A few people who are online have no fun, and they are all lurker.
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About an hour later, Song Shuhang woke up slightly.
“Remember someone added me just now, it seems to be called Nine Provinces (1) Group?” He murmured, opened the chat tool in the lower right corner, and pulled out the Nine Provinces (1) Group’s chat window.
What group is it?
Soon, chat log appeared an hour ago.
Song Shuhang probably visited it again.
fellow daoist? immortal residence? cultivation base several stages?
There are seniors? True Monarch? this Majesty? Hunting great monster dog?
Special vocabulary in various Xianxia novel.
The chat method of the people in the group is also very interesting. — is not ancient, it is not white. The impression is that modern people are trying to communicate in archaic terms, but because of the fail of Classics, the communication method is very awkward.
“Uh ~~” Song Shuhang laughed out loud.
Looks like this is a group built by Xianxia fan?
oh no, this is definitely not an ordinary Xianxia fan group!
Everyone in the group gave himself a Dao name, living place should be called immortal residence, and group admin‘s lost pet dog must be described as great monster dog running away from home at home. Some people claim that they haven’t played Ru Gate ascetic for hundreds of years, that is to say that the person who claimed to be already has lived for hundreds of years?
looks at alone has a sense of shame on these chat logs.
“This degree of obsession, already has reached the level of Chuunibyou, and it is Xianxia Chuunibyou with China characteristics.” Song Shuhang nodded secretly.
It looks like this is a concentration camp for Xianxia Chuunibyou patients!
This is his first impression of ‘Nine Provinces (1) Group’ and members in the group.
But why did he join him?
He read the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s data, he is not his classmate, and he certainly does not know him.
Is it added by mistake?