Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel: Liu Lei’s life in 20 years

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二十年后,在某星球的别墅中,刘磊一双黑眼圈,肤色晦暗麻木般的摊坐在沙发上周围围绕着一群年轻少妇在争吵着什么。

Twenty years later, in a villa on a planet, Liu Lei has dark circles and dark complexions sitting on the sofa around a group of young women arguing about something.

只见赵颜妍道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就把你重生的事说出来。”

I saw Zhao Yanyan and said, “My husband, come to my room tonight. If you don’t come, I will tell you about rebirth.”

叶潇潇道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就到学校给学生亲身讲解生理卫生课。”

Ye Xiaoxiao said: “husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will go to school to give students a physical and hygiene lesson.”

夏婧道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就回到纽约去。”

Xia Jing said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you do not come, I will return to New York.”

许箬芸道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就把我们俩的床戏用电脑传到全宇宙。”

Xu Ruoyun said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will use our computer to spread the bed scene to the whole universe.”

陈薇儿道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就再让别人控制哥哥对付你一次。”

Chen Wei’er said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will let others control the elder brother to deal with you again.”

苏颖姿道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就去电视台当着观众的面哭诉你的薄情寡义。”

Su Yingzi said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will go to the TV station and cry in front of the audience and tell you your indecency.”

何惜缘道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就用拖小强的方法让你睡不成觉。”

He Xiyuan said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will use the method of dragging Xiaoqiang to make you sleepless.”

刘悦道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就告诉全宇宙人你非礼表妹。”

Liu Yue said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will tell the whole cosmic person your indecent cousin.”

苍井优香道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就回国拍A。V。”

Aoi Yuka said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you do not come, I will return to China to take A.V.”

王舒道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就找苍井优香拍女同志去。”

Wang Shu said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will go to Aoi Yuka to shoot lesbians.”

许雪筠道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就在人大妇女联席会议上弹阂你。”

Xu Xueyun said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will impeach you at the NPC Women’s Joint Meeting.”

于婷道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就把这栋别墅改成露天艺术派。”

Yu Ting said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you do not come, I will change this villa into an open-air art school.”

孟青青道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就让全世界陷入金融危机。”

Meng Qingqing said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will put the world into a financial crisis.”

吴滢滢道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就开着飞碟出去撞宇宙人。”

Wu Yingying said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will drive UFO out and hit the cosmic people.”

杨玫道:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就心脏病复发死给你看。”

Yang Mei said: “My husband, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will die and show you a heart attack.”

雪莉丝:“Mydear,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我就找大导演XXOO去了。”

Shirley: “Mydear, come to my room tonight, if you don’t come, I will go to the director XXOO.”

水灵儿:“老公,今晚来我房间吧,你要是不来我以后回地球也不带胸罩。”

Shui Ling’er: “My husband, come to my room tonight. If you don’t come, I won’t bring my bra back to earth.”

“老公,今晚来我房间吧”一时间翁翁声大作。

“My husband, come to my room tonight” Weng Weng made a loud noise for a while.

而坐在旁边沙发上的刘柯生搂着劳拉你哝我哝的样子让刘磊羡慕不以,暗怪自己年青时一时没把持住造成今天的后果。忽然心中一动,暗想作为反派有好下场的除了他没别人,一定有什么秘密,便问了出来。

Liu Kesheng, sitting on the sofa next to him, seduced Laura, you, and me, made Liu Lei envious, and blamed himself for not being able to hold on to the consequences today. Suddenly, in my heart, I secretly thought that as a villain except for him, no one else, there must be any secret, so I asked.

听到刘磊相问刘科生和劳拉一笑。

I heard Liu Lei asking Liu Kesheng and Laura with a smile.

刘科生道:“我的原型是老鱼!”

Liu Kesheng said, “My prototype is an old fish!”

“咔,好了,今天就到这,收工”导演道。

“Ka, okay, that’s it for today, close the job,” said the director.

原创:赤水寒冰

Original: Chishui Hanbing

       

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