Omnipotent Sage Chapter 1: Just wear it like this

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Traversing is normal. Now in this world, there are few people who do not cross, and many people who cross. The problem is where to cross!

   Wang Bo sat on the small bench in his own courtyard, wearing crotch pants, raised his head, blinked his small eyes, and stared blankly at the old locust tree in the courtyard.

   “Hey, who can tell me, what age am I wearing?”

   Great Jin!

   This is the only information he got after crossing. In fact, in the small mountain village where this news is extremely blocked, it is good to know that he belongs to a country called Dajin.

There are more than one hundred people in   , and the one who can read is nothing but the fortune teller at the entrance of the village. He is still a blind man. This grandfather is a legendary old boy student. After more than 30 years, he didn’t pass the exam. Xiucai, whose eyes are blind from crying, now lives by fortune-telling.

   Although people in the village don’t believe him very much, there are always some old rules in this old forest. Whenever it comes to weddings and funerals, he always wants to feel at ease. Therefore, he can barely make the day. Sometimes it’s accurate. People give more gifts to thank you, and you can even open a meat or something, and the life will pass.

   And in this village, that is, he can write a few characters. From a long white flag in his hand, Wang Bo recognized it. It was a traditional Chinese character, and the people around him said Although it was a bit difficult to understand, he gradually understood it. It was Chinese, but the accent of the dialect was a little bit heavier. So at the beginning, he thought he had worn the ancient Chinese.

   But, slowly, he became suspicious of his judgment, because from the words of the people around, Wang Bo heard that their country is called Dajin, Dajin!

   There was never this dynasty in ancient China. There was one in the Spring and Autumn Period, but it is obviously not the Spring and Autumn Period, and the characters in the Spring and Autumn Period are not recognizable by him.

   So, this is not ancient China, he just wore a world very similar to ancient China.

  In this small mountain village, the only person who can answer his question is the old blind man, but of course he can’t find him now. He is too young, only three years old, and is wearing open pants. How to find it?

   Do you want to be treated as a monster?

   This is not a legendary YY novel. It is a genius from birth, and no one would doubt it. Three days ago, a guy in the neighboring village was beaten to death by the villagers as a monster because of his crazy talk. , This year, it’s better to keep a low profile.

   Wang Bo, as his name suggests, was a Ph.D. in his previous life. He studied Chinese. He was a Ph.D. in the Chinese Department. When he was fine, he went to study a bit of ancient Chinese history. Therefore, he is also proficient in traditional Chinese characters. Besides, there is nothing to do.

   In a sense, he cannot be said to be crossing, but reincarnated. He just drank a bowl of Mengpo soup in the underworld.

   In his previous life, his health was not good, and he was sitting in an office. When he was thirty-six in his birth year, he was choked by a mouthful of cold water and died. When he was awake again, he was just born, and then he came into this world.

   Maybe it’s because God saw him die too uselessly and unthinkably, and he felt ashamed, so he gave him this opportunity again.

   After several years, I finally got used to it.

   Actually, I can’t talk about adapting. It’s just a newborn baby. There is nothing to adapt to. It can only be at the mercy of others.

   The family where he was born is Zhou, his name is not Bo, in fact, he does not have a name yet, he is called Gou Danzi.

   people in the mountains, where there is something special, it is normal to grow up to seventeen or eighteen without a name.

   There is also a last name, which is pretty good.

   Old Zhou’s family is an authentic mountain man. He is the fourth son of this family. There are three on it. The eldest is already eighteen. The daughter-in-law married last year is an honest hunter and farmer. He is twenty. Third, it’s a little **** who is not doing business all day, making people headaches. He is thirty-nine years old. He is four or three years old. In addition to these four bastards, there is also a girl in Zhou’s family. She is seventeen years old this year. When I was ten years old, I had already promised someone, and I was about to get married.

   Originally from the Zhou family, the boss was called Da Gouzi, the second child was called Er Gouzi, and the third child was called San Gouzi. This Wang Bo is the fourth child and should be called Si Gouzi. As for the girl from the Zhou family, this world Like the evil old society back then, women have no status and are automatically ignored.

   It’s just that there are too many puppies in the house, which is difficult to feed. Therefore, I took Wang Bo’s nickname as a puppie, which means that the following will not be smaller.

   Lao Zhou’s family is just an ordinary family in this mountain village, relying on a few acres of Susukino and Lao Zhou tou’s hunting gains, it is difficult to survive, although it is hunting, but for one thing, Lao Zhou’s hunting skills are indeed not good. , Once you enter the mountain, you won’t get any big gains. Secondly, even if you have a harvest, they are sold out and replaced with daily necessities. Therefore, their family, don’t expect to eat any meat in a year. For him, who is always big fish and meat, it can be regarded as a kind of torture, but fortunately, he is only a little malnourished at the age of three. Every day of the stick noodle porridge can at least ensure that he will not starve to death, occasionally luck. Better to be able to eat some game, it is already a happy New Year.

  The survival ability of    mountain people is very strong, he is considered to have inherited a good gene.

   In the past three years, he has become used to it. The black wotou, yellow feces and yellow stick noodle porridge can no longer cause him any sickness, so he closed his eyes and ate it.

   The thing that makes him most depressed is loneliness. This is not the loneliness he said when he pretended to be B when he was playing on the Internet. This is the real loneliness.

   Think about it, the soul of an old man in his thirties is stuffed in the body of a baby. After three years, what a lonely thing is that? You can’t say what you should say, you can’t do what you should do, others can pinch his face, he can’t resist playing his little dick, and he is still wearing open crotch pants. What the **** are all these days!

   Fortunately, he is a little older now. Although he is wearing open pants, there are basically no people who come to play his little JJ.

   It’s May, and the weather has warmed up. He moved a small bench and placed it in his yard. He sat on it, staring at the old locust tree at home in a daze, thinking something in his mind. Things that are messy and inconsistent, motionless.

   “Gouganzi, Gouganzi, come here and eat!” I don’t know how long it took, and there were screams in my ears, the voice was very thick, but I heard it very comfortable in my ears, Wang Bo knew, this It’s Gou Dan Zi Niang, that is, my own old mother now tells me to eat.

   removed the cold buttocks from the small bench, Wang Bo trot all the way and ran back home.

   It’s not like a previous life. You can eat three meals a day. Here you can only eat two meals a day. It’s about 10 o’clock in the morning, and now, it’s about 5 or 6 o’clock in the evening, which is now. , There is one more meal, which is good. When the food is tight, it is good to have one meal a day.

   At night, it is still stick noodle porridge, plus the black wow tou. Compared with the usual, there is an extra dish of black pickles.

   A family of people gathered around a table. These days, although women have no status, people in the mountains don’t pay much attention to them. There are eight people in a family, six of them all gather around a table to eat. Only Wang Bo and his third brother, too young, were eating on the small stool next to them.

   Generally speaking, Lao Zhou still likes Wang Bo. He is nothing but obedient.

   This little guy has been born since he was born, and he really hasn’t bothered him much. To say that he has five children, although the children in the mountains are easy to support, there is no such thing as a dog egg. Since I have come down to the present, I have never peeed in the bed once, and I have never pulled **** into my pants. This is not easy. San Gouzi is nine years old, and I pulled my pants yesterday!

   Lao Zhou seemed to have thoughts. He kept his head dull and did not speak when he was eating. If he did not speak, naturally no one would dare to speak, so dinner seemed a little dull.

   “Snoring, snoring…!”

   heard this sound in the ears of the dog egg who was struggling with the half of the black nest in the bowl, and he knew that the dinner of Lao Zhou’s family was about to end, because this was a unique action when Lao Zhou took his last bite.

   Lao Zhoutou finished eating, and others had to stop until he left~IndoMTL.com~ But today, unlike usual, he did not leave.

  ”Little Hua’er, Wang Tianlei is back, you are ready to prepare, choose a good day to marry!”

   Xiao Hua’er, is Gou Danzi’s sister, Zhou Hua.

   When she was ten years old, she was admitted to the family. It was a family in the east of the village. It was passed down for five generations and passed down to this generation, which is what Lao Zhou said by Wang Tianlei.

   Wang Tianlei is nineteen this year. Originally, according to the rules in this village, when he was sixteen, he should marry the fourteen-year-old Zhou Hua, but unfortunately, when he was sixteen, he served in the military. It took three years for the soldiers, and they just came back yesterday.

  Five-generation single pass, he thought that his grandson was going crazy. This time, he hadn’t settled down yet, so he was anxious to let him marry Zhou Hua.

   Zhou Hua is not too beautiful, but it is still Zhou Zheng. The seventeen-year-old girl has a breath of youth all over her body. What does it mean in the words of a dog in her last life?

   Youth is invincible, yes, youth is invincible.

   and he is hardworking and hardworking. He is the top leader inside and out. Anyone who meets it will have to compliment two sentences. If it hadn’t been booked as early as ten years old, I’m afraid that in the past two years, it’s early. It broke the threshold of Lao Zhou’s first house.

   Hearing what Old Zhou Tou said, Zhou Hua blushed immediately, with her head down to her chest, she couldn’t see her face at all, but don’t look at it, the dog would know that her face must be red. It has to be like the sunset in the sky.

   This kind of thing, Gou Danzi is naturally speechless, all he can do is just watch the excitement on the sidelines, waiting for his old sister to get married, and mix things up with him.

   He didn’t know that this marriage of an ordinary mountain man would bring incredible changes to his future.

  

       

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