Number One Player of Time and Space Chapter 965: Social death internet celebrity Itou Makoto

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第965章社死网红伊藤诚

Chapter 965 Social Death Net Red Itou Makoto

回到租住的公寓,罗戒取出了那件【英灵·静谧的哈桑的宝箱】。

Back to the rented apartment, Luo Jie took out the [Heroic·Quiet Hassan’s Treasure Box].

他早已深知自己的非酋属性,也不再搞什么玄学,直接打开了箱子。

He already knew his non-chief attributes well, and stopped doing metaphysics, so he opened the box directly.

光芒闪过,留在手中的是一颗如翡翠般碧绿的珠子。

The light flashed, and what was left in his hand was a jade-green bead.

【哈桑·萨巴赫的避毒珠】

[Hassan Sabah’s Antidote Beads]

类型:道具

Type: props

品质:E

Quality: E

简介:传说中可避百毒的宝珠。直接吞服可提升自身对「毒」抗性,免疫E级以下(包括E级)毒素伤害。也可滴入单一毒素后服用,获得对该毒素「毒属性吸收」的效果。

Introduction: The legendary orb that can avoid hundreds of poisons. Swallowing directly can increase your resistance to “poison” and immune to toxin damage below E level (including E level). It can also be taken after dropping a single toxin to obtain the effect of “poison absorption” of the toxin.

唔,这件道具……有点尴尬啊。

Well, this prop…a ​​bit embarrassing.

幻境世界中的「毒」,虽然统称为「毒属性」,但实则几乎每一种都是不重样的。

Although the “poisons” in the fantasy world are collectively referred to as “poison attributes”, in fact, almost every type is not identical.

所有涉及到「解毒」的道具或技能,绝大部分都属于万能型,可以解品质以下所有的「中毒」效果。

All props or skills related to “detoxification”, most of them are universal, and can solve all the “poisoning” effects below the quality.

这件【哈桑·萨巴赫的避毒珠】的效果,有些像是出自《天龙八部》世界中的【莽牯朱蛤】,服之可以百毒不侵……好吧,这个百毒不侵是有限定的,只能免疫包括E级在内的以下品质毒属性攻击。

The effect of this [Hassan Sabah’s Poison Bead], some of which are from the [Reckless Clam] in the world of “Dragon Babu”, it can be taken without poison… well, This 100-poison non-invasion is limited, and can only be immune to attacks with the following quality poison attributes including E-level.

这就意味着,超出二阶幻境世界,基本就没什么用了。

This means that beyond the second-order fantasy world, it is basically useless.

好就好在,这件道具还有另外一种用法——指定某种单一毒素,获得「毒属性吸收」效果。

Fortunately, this item has another use-to specify a single toxin to obtain the “poison attribute absorption” effect.

就是可以拿某一种毒素当补药那么用,中毒就涨HPMP。

You can use a certain toxin as a tonic, and the poisoning will increase HPMP.

尤为适合一些以猛毒为攻击方式的BOSS或NPC角色……可惜只能用一次。

Especially suitable for some BOSS or NPC characters who use aggressive poison as their attack method…Unfortunately, they can only be used once.

总算不是只能扔市场的废物,先收着吧。

Finally, you can’t just throw away the waste of the market, let’s put it away first.

将【哈桑·萨巴赫的避毒珠】扔进储物空间,罗戒拉开椅子坐到了自己的高配置电脑旁,接过【幽灵管狐】叼来的一张储存卡,插入连接着电脑的读卡器中。

Throwing [Hassan Sabah’s Poison Bead] into the storage space, Luo Jie pulled the chair away and sat next to his high-profile computer, and took a memory card from [Ghost Tube Fox]. Insert it into the card reader connected to the computer.

长达一个多小时的视频文件开始播放,白天泳池的景象清晰的呈现在显示器屏幕上。

The video file that lasted for more than an hour began to play, and the scene of the swimming pool during the day was clearly presented on the monitor screen.

罗戒大致估算了一下时间,滑动鼠标将进度条拉到了偏后的位置。

Luo Jie roughly estimated the time, sliding the mouse to pull the progress bar to the back position.

也就是「伊藤诚」在泳池里拉黄线的那一段。

That is the section where “Itou Makoto” pulls the yellow line in the swimming pool.

剪掉前后不必要的亢长部分,只保留其中的精华段落,再给「伊藤诚」的脸上打上马赛克,表示注重当事人的隐私……反正该知道的都知道。

Cut off the unnecessary and long parts before and after, only keep the essence of the paragraph, and then put a mosaic on the face of “Itou Makoto“, showing that we pay attention to the privacy of the parties…anyway, you know everything you should know.

打开最热门的社交网站,注册小号,取个吸引眼球的标题。

Open the most popular social networking site, sign up for a small account, and pick an eye-catching headline.

——《震惊!某男子竟众目睽睽之下在泳池里做这种事!》

——”Shocked! A certain man is doing this kind of thing in the swimming pool under all eyes! 》

上传,完美。

Upload, perfect.

……

……

网络时代没有秘密。

There are no secrets in the Internet age.

那某少年泳池泻肚的新闻,仅用了一夜时间就传遍了整个网络,而且其罪魁祸首也并非是罗戒的那一段视频,而是来自多名现场目击者上传的视频与照片。

The news that a teenager had a diarrhea in the swimming pool spread throughout the entire network in just one night, and the culprit was not the video of Luo Jie, but the videos and videos uploaded by many on-site witnesses. photo.

这些好事者可没罗戒那么强的侵权意识,上传的视频照片绝大多数都是高清无码,后知后觉的网站虽做了紧急处理,可原始版本早已流传开来,甚至还出现了以此为素材的二创鬼畜版。

These good people do not have as strong a sense of infringement as Luo Jie, most of the uploaded video photos are high-definition and uncensored. Although the website has implemented urgent treatment afterwards, the original version has already been circulated, and even The second creation ghost animal version using this as the material appeared.

由于俊美的外貌和不堪的行为形成强烈的反差感,当事人「伊藤诚」也被脑洞大开的网友们送了一个匪号——「章鱼小王子」。

Because of the strong contrast between the handsome appearance and the unbearable behavior, the party “Itou Makoto” was also given a bandit title-“The Little Prince of Octopus” by the mind-bogged netizens.

总之一句话,「伊藤诚」火了。

In short, “Itou Makoto” is on fire.

如果不是干的事儿实在不露脸,就以当前这种热度,都完全可以作为娱乐明星出道了。

If it’s not for doing something that is really faceless, with the current heat, you can make a debut as an entertainment star.

嗯,也不能说完全没有娱乐公司感兴趣,至少「伊藤诚」已经收到了不止一家影视公司的电话,询问他有没有兴趣接拍一些给XP特殊人群看的片子——比如喷X,两男一X什么的。

Well, it cannot be said that no entertainment company is interested at all. At least “Itou Makoto” has received calls from more than one film and television company, asking him if he is interested in taking some movies for XP special people-such as spray X, Two men and one X or something.

咣——!

Huh—!

删掉又一条“知名”影视公司递来的橄榄枝,「伊藤诚」将额头重重的抵在桌面上,将头埋在用课本堆成的围墙里。

Deleting another olive branch from a “well-known” film and television company, “Itou Makoto” put his forehead heavily on the table and buried his head in the wall made of textbooks.

拉泡屎的工夫就成了网红,他开始后悔昨天为什么不直接就一头扎死在那泡屎里。

The work of making **** became an internet celebrity, and he began to regret why he didn’t just plunge into that **** yesterday.

嗯……估计那样可能会比现在更红,搞不好还会有心理学专家言之凿凿的表示他是以这种猎奇的自杀行为报复社会什么的。

Hmm…It is estimated that it might be even more popular than it is now. Maybe there will be psychologists who say with certainty that he is taking revenge on the society with such curious suicidal behavior.

——喂,诚,你还好吧?

——Hey, Cheng, are you okay?

坐在旁边的「西园寺世界」递过来一张字条,她也看到了网上的那些视频,有点担心「伊藤诚」的状态。

The “Xiyuan Temple World” sitting next to her handed over a note. She also saw the videos on the Internet and was a little worried about the status of “Itou Makoto“.

——我说我很好,你信吗?

——I said I’m fine, do you believe it?

伊藤诚」苦笑着回复道。

Itou Makoto” replied with a wry smile.

「西园寺世界」叹了口气,她也不知道该怎么安慰对方,毕竟这已经属于社会性死亡事件了,「伊藤诚」还能正常来上学,已经是鼓起了莫大的勇气了。

“Xiyuanji World” sighed. She didn’t know how to comfort her. After all, this was a social death. “Itou Makoto” can still come to school normally, which is already a must for her courage. .

——其实,网上那些人只是跟风凑热闹,等有了新的热点,他们自然而然也就把这件事给忘了。

——Actually, those people on the Internet just follow the trend and join in the fun. When there are new hot spots, they will naturally forget about it.

——新的热点?

——The new hot spot?

——对,你没听说最近洞京又开始流传着一个新的都市传说“钢人七濑”吗?

——Yes, haven’t you heard that Tokyo has started to spread a new urban legend “Steelman Nanase” recently?

伊藤诚」愣了愣,他平日关注的都是些漫画网站和小电影网站,像那种神神怪怪的灵异论坛他是从来不看的。

Itou Makoto” was stunned. He usually pays attention to comic websites and small movie websites, and he never reads such supernatural forums.

——那是什么?像米国电影中超级英雄的那种铠甲人或全身钢铁皮肤的变异人吗?

——What is that? Is it like the armored man of the superhero in the American movie or the mutant with steel skin all over?

——还真是符合诚风格的回答呢。你知道「七濑花凛」吗?

——Really an answer that fits the honesty style. Do you know “Nanase Hua Rin”?

——啊?就是那个美少女偶像?不是说被意外掉落的钢筋砸死了吗?

——Huh? Is that pretty girl idol? Didn’t it mean that you were killed by accidentally falling steel bars?

伊藤诚」记得自己还买过这个偶像的写真画册,对于那对与「桂言叶」不相伯仲的超级大凶印象极为深刻。

Itou Makoto” remembers that I also bought this idol’s photo album, and was extremely impressed by the super-supreme pair who was not as close as “Gui Yanye”.

——废话,不死怎么会成为都市传说?……最近有不少传言,说是见到「七濑花凛」的亡灵深夜徘徊在僻静的路口袭击过往的路人,因为使用的武器是一根很重的工字钢梁,才被称为「钢人七濑」。

——Nonsense, how can immortality become an urban legend? … Recently, there have been many rumors that they saw the undead of “Nanase Flower Rin” wandering at a secluded intersection in the middle of the night and attacking passers-by, because the weapon used was a heavy I-beam, which was called ” Steelman Nanase“.

——反正肯定又是无法证实的传言了,感觉说亲眼见过都市传说的目击者,本身就是个传说。

——Anyway, it must be an unsubstantiated rumor. It feels like the witnesses who have seen the urban legend with their own eyes are a legend in themselves.

见「伊藤诚」的语气好转,「西园寺世界」总算安心了不少。

Seeing “Itou Makoto“‘s tone improved, “Xiyuan Temple World” finally felt relieved a lot.

——对了,抽时间去看看桂同学吧,听说她最近在忙学园祭的事,你去看看有什么能帮忙的,也能加深你们两人的感情,制造一些共同的美好回忆。

——By the way, take the time to visit classmate Gui. I heard that she is busy with the school festival recently. Go and see if there is anything that can help. It can also deepen the relationship between the two of you and create some Common good memories.

——我……还是算了吧。

——I… forget it.

——你在担心桂同学会因为网上的那些视频疏远你?我觉得她不是那种人~IndoMTL.com~伊藤诚」叹了口气,神情再次颓然下来。

——Are you worried that classmate Gui will alienate you because of those videos on the Internet? I don’t think she is that kind of person~IndoMTL.com~Itou Makoto” He sighed, and his expression fell again.

——世界,晚上可以来我家陪陪我吗?

——World, can you come to my house to accompany me at night?

「西园寺世界」心头一颤,她当然知道这句话代表着什么,下意识想要拒绝,可看到「伊藤诚」那“果然你也嫌弃我”的受伤眼神,不禁又有些心软了。

The “Xiyuanji World” trembled in her heart. Of course she knew what this sentence meant, and she wanted to reject it subconsciously, but she could not help but feel a little soft when she saw the hurt eyes of “Itou Makoto” that “Sure enough, you also despise me” Up.

——嗯……别多想,只是特训而已。

——Um… Don’t think about it, it’s just a special training.

??眼尖的读者应该已经发现,之前发的幻想金瓶梅的彩蛋章被删除了,原因是机器审核过了,人工审核没过,天地良心,打码都打成那样也涉嫌色情,我真不知审核的红线在哪,或许真像我之前开玩笑的那句——是女的就不行。另外,晚上还有一章。

?? Sharp-eyed readers should have discovered that the egg stamp of the fantasy Jin Ping Mei sent earlier has been deleted. The reason is that the machine has been reviewed, but the manual review has not been done. The conscience of heaven and earth, the code is marked as such and it is suspected of pornography, I I really don’t know where the red line is for the review. Maybe it’s like the one I joked before—it’s not good if it’s a woman. In addition, there is a chapter in the evening.

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(End of this chapter)

       

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