Beastmaster of the Ages Chapter 3670: Totally stupid!

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这次要是跑了,李天命估计,它以后见到自己,都会绕着走了。

If it runs away this time, Li Tianming estimates that it will run around when it sees him in the future.

  

  那可再也逮不住了!

That can’t be caught anymore!

  

  “不行,这是最好的机会!”

“No, this is the best chance!”

  

  “怎么办?”

“What to do?”

  

  李天命也不知道,反正既然它害怕,李天命就把自己的命魂,往它身上拥挤过去,反正里面也挺拥挤的!

Li Tianming didn’t know, anyway, since it was afraid, Li Tianming squeezed his life and soul on it, anyway, it was quite crowded inside!

  

  “干嘛?”小六惨叫一声。

“Why?” Xiao Liu screamed.

  

  “哇!你不要过来啊!!!!”

“Wow! Don’t come here!!!!”

  

  “走开!”

“Go away!”

  

  “那里,那里不行!”

“There, not there!”

  

  “……”

“…”

  

  李天命差点吐血。

Li Tianming almost vomited blood.

  

  我不就是主动往你嘴里钻吗?

Didn’t I just take the initiative to drill into your mouth?

  

  还说这种让人误会的话?

Are you saying such misleading things?

  

  “啊!”

“Ah!”

  

  “……”

“…”

  

  这一次,李天命成了霸王,它成了弓。

This time, Li Tianming became the overlord, it became the bow.

  

  “啊……呕!呕!呕!”

“Ah… vomit! Vomit! Vomit!”

  

  还真别说,邪念的传染非常可怕。

Not to mention, the contagion of evil thoughts is very terrifying.

  

  这东西对小六,本质上没有杀伤力,但这就跟李天命怕大粪一样,要是全身上下都有,连嘴里都有,那是真的得哭得怀疑人生。

This thing is essentially ineffective to Xiao Liu, but it’s like Li Tianming’s fear of big dung. If he has it all over his body, even in his mouth, he will really have to cry and doubt his life.

  

  “来都来了,你还想走?给我吃!”

“It’s coming, you still want to leave? Give me something to eat!”

  

  它吃进去,都会呕吐出来。

If it eats it, it vomits out.

  

  那一道道黑雾,不断涌入了它的身体,光是呕吐还驱逐不干净,甚至还在它身上蔓延。

Those black mists kept pouring into its body, and it could not be expelled just by vomiting, and even spread on it.

  

  “呕————————!”

“Yuck!”

  

  小六已经吐疯了。

Liu has already vomited crazy.

  

  动都动不了了!

I can’t move!

  

  一个个灵体星辰微粒‘大胖小子’,吐的脸色青紫,如果它有双腿的话,这时候应该都是在哆嗦。

Each and every one of the spiritual body star particles ‘big fat boy’, vomited blue and purple, if it had legs, it should be shivering at this time.

  

  而且它这根本停不下来,因为只要它吐出来,马上就会有很多邪念,主动站绕到了它的身上!

And it can’t stop at all, because as long as it spit out, there will be a lot of evil thoughts, and they will take the initiative to stand around it!

  

  邪念由李天命的情绪控制!

Evil thoughts are controlled by Li Tianming’s emotions!

  

  现在李天命激动了!

Now Li Tianming is excited!

  

  “你一个小屁孩,你还敢和我斗!看我不臭死你!”

“You are a little brat, you dare to fight me! See if I don’t stink you!”

  

  “给我吃!!”

“Give it to me!!”

  

  李天命逮住了机会,就像是按住了一个熊孩子的头,疯狂往它嘴里喂一些黄黄软软的东西!

Li Tianming seized the opportunity, like holding down a bear child’s head, frantically feeding some yellow and soft things into its mouth!

  

  “吃!狠狠吃!不吃完你今天别走了!吃!”

“Eat! Eat hard! Don’t leave today if you don’t finish eating! Eat!”

  

  刚才让这小家伙整太憋屈了!

I just made this little guy so aggrieved!

  

  终于爽了啊!

It’s finally cool!

  

  这种爽感,加强了李天命的邪念,让这黑色雾气疯狂滋生,涌遍每一个小六的星辰微粒,把这些大胖小子的脸都给涂黑了!

This refreshing feeling strengthened Li Tianming’s evil thoughts, causing the black mist to grow crazily, flooding every little star particle, blackening the faces of these big fat boys!

  

  “呕!!”

“Yuck!!”

  

  “吃!!继续吃!”

“Eat!! Keep eating!”

  

  “呕!”

“Yuck!”

  

  “我让你吃!”

“I’ll let you eat!”

  

  “……”

“…”

  

  小六彻底崩了。

Xiao Liu completely collapsed.

  

  噩梦!

Nightmare!

  

  无止境的噩梦!

An endless nightmare!

  

  比凌迟处死还可怕。

Worse than being executed by Ling Chi.

  

  “李天命,有话……好好……说,不要,用强……呕!!”

“Li Tianming, if you have something to say… well… say it, don’t, use force… vomit!!”

  

  “我不想说话,只想看你吃!”

“I don’t want to talk, I just want to watch you eat!”

  

  “你到底,要怎么才能放过我……呕!”

“In the end, how can you let me go… ugh!”

  

  它每一个星辰微粒都在发颤,那是一种拉空了的感觉,已经虚到黯淡无光,换做是人,这时候已经在床上抖了。

Every single particle of its stars trembled. It was a feeling of being emptied. It was already empty and dim. If it was a human being, it was already shaking on the bed at this time.

  

  李天命反正没吃过粪,所以他还体会不到小六此刻的心情。

Li Tianming had never eaten feces anyway, so he still couldn’t understand Xiao Liu’s mood at the moment.

  

  虚到逃都逃不了!

I can’t even escape!

  

  “你太顽皮了,我不会放过你了,我们就这样耗下去,我非得让你把自己吐到死为止!”李天命无比严肃道。

“You’re too naughty, I won’t let you go, we’ll just go on like this, I have to make you vomit yourself to death!” Li Tianming said very seriously.

  

  “啊??”小六一想到这个下场,它如遭雷击,哭嚎道:“不行!你不能这样对我,我是你的伴生兽!”

“Ah??” Xiao Liuyi thought of this fate, it was struck by lightning and cried, “No! You can’t do this to me, I’m your companion beast!”

  

  “哪里有伴生兽会杀御兽师的?呵呵!给我吃!你长这么大,我还没喂你吃过什么,今天你吃个够!”李天命怒道。

“Where is the companion beast that would kill the beastmaster? Haha! Give me some food! You are so big, I haven’t fed you anything yet, you can eat enough today!” Li Tianming said angrily.

  

  “我错了!我再也不敢了!”小六哀嚎道。

“I was wrong! I don’t dare any more!” Xiao Liu wailed.

  

  “不敢也得吃!”李天命冷漠道。

“You have to eat if you don’t dare!” Li Tianming said indifferently.

  

  “你到底要怎样才能放过我……呕!!!”

“How on earth are you going to let me go… ugh!!!”

  

  小六吐了最恨的一次,虚到所有星辰微粒都在李天命大脑里打飘。

Xiao Liu vomited the most hated time, so empty that all the stars particles were fluttering in Li Tianming’s brain.

  

  “那这样吧!”

“So be it!”

  

  李天命嘴角上扬,声音却冷冷道:“念在你和我有缘分的份上,我最后给你一个机会!”

The corners of Li Tianming’s mouth rose, but his voice was cold: “For the sake of your fate with me, I will give you one last chance!”

  “什么?”小六哭嚎着,终于有了希望的曙光。

“What?” Xiao Liu cried, and finally had the dawn of hope.

  

  “现在开始,和我共生修炼!建立体系!”李天命道。

“Start now, cultivate with me together! Establish a system!” Li Tianming said.

  

  “……”

“…”

  

  “有意见?那继续吃!”

“Have an opinion? Then continue to eat!”

  

  “哥!哥!我答应了!我服了!我当你家畜……哇哇!”

“Brother! Brother! I promised! I took it! I’ll treat you as a domestic animal… wow wow!”

  

  这破孩子,低头的这一刻,那是哭得天昏地暗。

This broken child, the moment he bowed his head, was crying so hard.

  

  做梦都没想到会这样!

I never dreamed it would be like this!

  

  被粪打败了!

Defeated by dung!

  

  一世英名,毁于一旦!

I’m a famous name, ruined in one fell swoop!

  

  它栽了。

It’s planted.

  

  内心拔凉拔凉的!

It’s so refreshing!

  

  “家畜?”李天命终于憋不住笑了,“家畜才吃不上这么好的东西!”

“Livestock?” Li Tianming finally couldn’t hold back his laughter, “Livestock can’t eat such good food!”

  

  “快!快!把这些大粪弄走!”小六呜咽道。

“Quick! Quick! Get these big dung away!” Xiao Liu whimpered.

  

  “先修炼!”

“Cultivation first!”

  

  “是是是,全听哥的!”

“Yes, yes, all listen to brother!”

  

  “你是啥?”

“What are you?”

  

  “小六,我是小六……呜哇!”

“Liu, I’m Xiao Liu… woohoo!”

  

  憋屈啊!

I’m so embarrassed!

  

  至高无敌祖神!

The supreme and invincible ancestral god!

  

  壮阔人生路!

A great way of life!

  

  英雄气短,毁于一粪!

The hero is short-lived and ruined!

  

  出师未捷身先死,长使英雄泪满襟!

The hero died before he was born, and the hero was full of tears!

  

  太古混沌巨兽中,前面五只有功法,但姬姬没有,它是力量体。

Among the primordial chaotic beasts, the first five only have exercises, but Ji Ji does not, it is a power body.

  

  这小六虽然强,但全是众生力量,相当于刚孵化,还没修炼过呢!

Although this little six is ​​strong, it is full of the power of all living beings.

  

  所以李天命问:“你可有功法?”

So Li Tianming asked: “Do you have a practice method?”

  

  “有!”小六刚老实一会儿,马上咬牙切齿。

“Yes!” Xiao Liu was just being honest for a while, then he gritted his teeth.

  

  “叫什么?”

“What’s it called?”

  

  永恒炼狱经、太初混沌诀、太极鸿蒙典、起源世界术、万界永生法!

Eternal Purgatory Sutra, Primal Chaos Art, Taiji Primordial Canon, Origin World Technique, Ten Thousand Realms Eternal Life!

  

  这是李天命的五大修炼功法,他的周天星海之力,都是这样锻造出来的。

These are Li Tianming’s five major cultivation techniques, and his Zhou Tian Xinghai Power is all forged in this way.

  

  “天道本源书!”小六道。

“The source book of the Tao of Heaven!” Xiao Liudao.

  

  “传授给我,一起练!你来引导!”李天命冷声命令道。

“Teach it to me, practice together! You guide!” Li Tianming ordered coldly.

  

  “我……!”

“I…!”

  

  这小家伙到处乱瞅,估计还想在阴李天命一把。

This little guy is looking around everywhere, and it is estimated that he still wants to take a shot at Li Tianming.

  

  “快!”

“Quick!”

  

  对待这种孩子,就得手里攥一坨粪,于是,李天命的星辰微粒,又把它给‘包围’了。

To treat this kind of child, you have to hold a piece of dung in your hand, so Li Tianming’s star particles ‘surrounded’ it again.

  

  “哇!”

“Wow!”

  

  服了!

I’m done!

  

  一看这阵仗,它瑟瑟发抖,终于认栽了!

Seeing this battle, it shivered and finally confessed!

  

  共生修炼一启动,它就被李天命彻底绑住,以后想跑都跑不了了!

As soon as the symbiosis practice started, it was completely **** by Li Tianming, and it would not be able to run away in the future!

  

  更别提再伤它了!

Not to mention hurting it again!

  

  只要构建连接,它和荧火它们,一模一样了!

As long as the connection is established, it is exactly the same as Yinghuo!

  

  “练!开始!”

“Practice! Start!”

  

  李天命靠了上去。

Li Tianming leaned on.

  

  “开始,哥,马上开始!呕……”

“Start, brother, start now! Vomit…”

  

  炼狱之心、鸿蒙之肺、起源之肝、混沌之脾、永生之肾!

Heart of Purgatory, Lung of Primordial, Liver of Origin, Spleen of Chaos, Kidney of Immortality!

  

  至于姬姬,超脱了哥哥姐姐,进入李天命全身。

As for Ji Ji, she detached herself from her brothers and sisters and entered Li Tianming’s body.

  

  在这之前,李天命的命魂大脑星脏~IndoMTL.com~一直都是薄弱的一块,天赋也不高,没有合适的功法,全靠天灵塔保护。

Prior to this, Li Tianming’s life-soul brain Xing Dirty ~IndoMTL.com~ has always been a weak piece, and the talent is not high, and there is no suitable exercise method, and it is completely protected by the Tianling Tower.

  

  而这一天!

And this day!

  

  当‘天道本源书’在其脑海当中运转,构建共生修炼体系的那一刻,灵魂修行,终于开始!

At the moment when the ‘Original Book of Heaven’s Dao’ runs in his mind and builds a symbiotic cultivation system, soul cultivation finally begins!

  

  “小六有个好处,它自身积攒了不少力量,所以倒是不需要诞生之势,可以一路猛冲了!”

“Liu Liu has an advantage. It has accumulated a lot of power, so it doesn’t need to be born, it can dash all the way!”

  

  如此,它的灵魂力量,将会共享给李天命,直接让李天命的命魂飚飞!

In this way, its soul power will be shared with Li Tianming, directly letting Li Tianming’s life and soul fly!

  

  缔结灵魂连接的那一刻!

The moment to make a soul connection!

  

  小六哭了!

Xiao Liu cried!

  

  “现在可以把你这些臭东西弄走了吧?”它哭着道。

“Can you get your stinky things away now?” it cried.

  

  “没问题!”

“No problem!”

  

  李天命咳嗽一声,心如明镜,六根清净,邪念自然涌入星辰微粒内部。

Li Tianming coughed, his mind was like a mirror, his six faculties were pure, and evil thoughts naturally poured into the inside of the star particles.

  

  “哇……”

“Wow…”

  

  小六终于放松了。

Liu finally relaxes.

  

  伴生空间内。

In the companion space.

  

  全傻了。

Totally stupid.

  

  最后,所有银色虫子拱起触手,对李天命道:“社会!社会!”

In the end, all the silver bugs arched their tentacles and said to Li Tianming: “Society! Society!”

  

  ……

  

  兄弟们,隔壁《太古》也有萌宠,主角云逍正杀得飞起,两本书一个内核,两种风格,可同时看,蚣眾号‘风青阳’等你!

Brothers, there is also a cute pet in the “Swire” next door, the protagonist Yun Xiao is killing him, two books, one core, two styles, you can read them at the same time, the number of “Feng Qingyang” is waiting for you!

       

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